Funny Insults, Jokes, Comebacks and Extras

wrong number

'Hello.'

'Hi honey this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone? '

'No, shes in her room upstairs with uncle Paul.'

After a brief pause, daddy says. 'But honey you don't have an uncle Paul.'

'Oh yes I do and his upstairs in the room with mommy right now.'

Another brief pause. 'Uh, ok then, I want you to put the phone down and run upstairs and knock on the door and shout daddy's car just pulled up.'

'Ok daddy just a minute.'

A few minutes later the girl comes back to the phone. 'I did it daddy.'

'And what happened honey? '

'Well mommy jumped out of bed naked and ran around screaming, than tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all. '

'Oh my gosh! !!!!! What about your uncle Paul?'

'He jumped out the back window into the pool. But I guess he forgot you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom and I think his dead.'

A really long pause then daddy says 'swimming pool? Uh is this (random nine digits) ?'

The girl says, 'no I think you have the wrong number!!'

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