Person 1: you slut. I hate ur guts. U ave ruined my lyf. y did u ave 2 sleep wiv my man?? We was soo happy til u came along :( your dead if I c u.
Person 2: *sighs* ok where shall I begin your* you* have* life* why* you* have* to* with* until* you* see* you* gosh do you even go to school.
Person 1: WTF?? Who do you think you are? Your dead meat b*tch
Person 2: your**
Person 1: f*ck you b*tch
Person 2: by the way you have the wrong number. Just thought I would give you an english lesson... not surprised your boyfriend cheated on you.
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