What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)

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Touya: Shhhiiittttty hand man

Touya: Crusty Ass Bitch

Touya: Mr I Wear My Father's Hand on My Face

Touya: The most hideous thing I have ever seen

Shouto: Do you mean Shigaraki

Touya: THAT'S THE BITCH

Touya: See, you're not as hopeless as I thought, Sho-Sho

Shouto: ...

Touya: Uh yeah, anyway, I guess I've been "interacting" with him

Touya: In my defense, Toga is much more fun

Touya: But eh

Fuyumi: So the League of Villains... huh

Natsuo: I've always wondered why they called it the League of Villains and not something more creative

Natsuo: What if they called it like LOVE MUFFIN

Touya: Love muffin?

Fuyumi: Natsuo, no—

Touya: no, let the boy speak

Natsuo: League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness

Shouto: Is that a Phineas and Ferb reference

Touya: Don't tell me that's a Phineas and Ferb reference

Natsuo: It's a Phineas and Ferb reference

Fuyumi: I hate you

Touya: Ah

Touya: So I leave for a couple of years and Shouto is quiet, Natsuo is Phineas and Ferb obsessed, and Fuyumi is.... Fuyumi

Fuyumi: First of all it has been 10 years

Fuyumi: Second, what do you mean by "Fuyumi is Fuyumi"

Touya: That

Fuyumi: ???

Natsuo: He isn't wrong though

Fuyumi: I don't understand what you two mean

Fuyumi: Shouto's the only one with a sense of logic around here

Shouto: Thank you

Touya: What are you talking about? Shouto has no sense of logic, I mean he's too gullible to have that

Shouto: ...

Touya: ...

Shouto: ...

Touya: ...

Shouto: ...

Touya: ...

Touya: He's glaring at me from his screen, isn't he

Fuyumi: Yeah, he is

Touya: Shouto, there's no need for that

Shouto: Yes there is

Touya: No

Touya: All playfulness aside though

Touya: Do you know why I have gathered you all here today?

Fuyumi: No

Natsuo: No

Shouto: No

Touya: I would have expected at least one of you to know

Touya: Oh well

Touya: In any case

Touya: What do you guys say we work together to make the old man's life a living hell?

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