What The Hell Is Wrong With This Family? (BNHA Chatfic)

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Touya: Ah today is the day of lovers, of haters, and all of the figure skaters

Shouto: How is this the day of figure skaters?

Touya: Yuri on Ice you dumbass

Shouto: ...What?

Natsuo: CAN YOU HEAR MY HEARTBEAT

Touya: I'M TIRED OF FEELING I'M NEVER ENOUGH

Natsuo: I CLOSE MY EYES AND TELL MYSELF

Touya: THAT MY DREAMS WILL COME TRUE

Shouto: What the fuck is happening now

Natsuo: THERE'LL BE NO MORE DARKNESS

Touya: WHEN YOU BELIEVE, IN YOURSELF YOU'RE UNSTOPPABLE

Natsuo: WHERE YOUR DESTINY LIES, DANCING ON THE BLADES

Touya: YOU SET MY HEART ON FIRE

Shouto: Fuyumi, please tell them to stop

Natsuo: DON'T STOP US NOW

Fuyumi: I gave up with them a long time ago

Touya: THE MOMENT OF TRUTH

Natsuo: WE WERE

Touya: BORN TO MAKE HISTORY

Natsuo: WE'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN

Touya: WE'LL TURN IT AROUND

Natsuo: YES, WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY

Shouto: Alright you know what, I don't have time for this garbage, goodbye

Touya: HEY WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING >:(

Shouto: It's Valentine's Day.  The greatest person in the world is waiting for me

Keigo: Wait... why is Touya waiting for you?

Touya: Wtf that was cute

Touya: eW fEeLiNgS

Touya: BUT BACK TO THE PROBLEM

Touya: YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO WISH ME A HAPPY ONE???

Shouto: Happy Valentine's Day.

Shouto: Bye.

Touya: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Natsuo: I mean, he did do what you asked

Touya: SHUT IT

Touya: SHOUTO GET BACK HERE

Shouto:

Keigo: It's funny because he really is poor

Touya: KEIGO ISTG IF YOU DON'T STOP DEFENDING THIS BITCH WE'RE NOT GOING TO YOUR FAVORITE YAKITORI RESTAURANT

Keigo: BUT YOU ARE POOR

Touya: FUCK YOU

Keigo: FUCK ME

Touya: GODAMMIT I LOVE YOU

Keigo: I LOVE YOU TOO

Keigo: And if I get what I want then I'll let you have what you want too ;)

Natsuo:

Natsuo: I'm just gonna... pretend that didn't happen

Shouto: So Hawks has been knowing what he's saying, he's just been doing it as cover

Shouto: I'm not surprised though, he has been spending too much time around Touya

Touya: AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??

Shouto: It means you're a disgusting bitch and you smell like ass

Touya: Not just any ass

Touya: Like Keigo's ass

Natsuo: BLEACH

Shouto: gRoSs

Shouto: I don't want to know what you two do, please leave me alone

Touya: Stop pretending like you haven't fucked that broccoli boy

Shouto: I SERIOUSLY DIDN'T, I HAVE DECENCY UNLIKE YOU

Touya: Sure sure sure I believe you 😉

Shouto: I can clearly see that wink

Touya: Oh shit was I blinking with my left eye again?

Touya: I meant that I believe you 😉😉😉

Shouto: You're stupid.  Goodbye.

Touya: ;-;

Touya: HMPH, have fun with your boyfriend then </3

Touya: But not too much ;)

Touya: Oh, and make sure to stay safe

Touya: LOOK BOTH WAYS WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD

Touya: Uhhh DON'T ACCEPT CANDY FROM STRANGERS

Shouto: Okay, that means I can return the chocolate you gave me, right?

Touya: WHAT NO, I BOUGHT THAT EXCLUSIVELY FOR YOU BECAUSE I KNOW YOU LIKE CARAMEL CHOCOLATES 😤

Touya: ALSO, I'M NOT A STRANGER

Shouto: Last time I checked I'm a human, not a raisin

Touya: LET THE RAISIN THING GO ALREADY

Shouto: No

Touya: FUCK YOU, HAVE A NICE DATE

Shouto: Fuck you too.  Bye

Touya: ...

Touya: We get along well :')