Random Stories about Instruments

The Band Part 1: The Prank

Trombone: Because someone had to tell you not to join in on the conversation and if no one else is going to I have to speak up!

Trumpet: Or is it because you want to know what's going on in the conversation as well so you want to be the one who asks what the conversation is about? 

Trombone (Obviously fake): What?! I would never do such a thing I would never tell someone I don't want to know what the conversation is about if I do, uhhhh. You're the one who usually does that!

Trumpet: Are you accusing me of accusing you of wanting to know what the conversation is about?

(Trombone and trumpet start fighting each other, Trumpet starts off with chasing Trombone and then Trombone starts chasing Trumpet) 

Clarinet (Only so Flute, Saxophone, Triangle, and Xylophone could hear): Wow, they kept saying the phrase: know what the conversation is about. Now they're fighting each other. Boys are so weird. 

Saxophone: Ya.

Triangle: Hey, did you know I wrote a song about how I feel about boys, wanna hear?

Girls: NO!

Baritone: What was that girls? 

Girls: NOTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW!

Baritone: Ok, chill I was just asking. Jeez.

Saxophone: YOU'RE ALWAYS ASKING PEOPLE QUESTIONS!

Baritone: What? Is it a problem?

Everyone in the Band: YES!

Baritone: I don't see anything wrong with it, I don't think I'm going to jail. Wait, I need to use the bathroom.

(Other instruments gather huddle around when Baritone leaves to go to the bathroom)

Trumpet: Let's prank Baritone. When he comes back from the bathroom someone knocks on the door and asks that you need Baritone so he can arrest him.

Trombone: Sounds lame.

Trumpet: Can we not fight this time? Please? This once?

Trombone: Fine, just this once. 

Saxophone: Who should do it? 

Xylophone: I'm too big, he might recognize me too easily.

Drums: Same.

Triangle: I'm too small, he might not even see me.

Clarinet: So that leaves it to either be me, Oboe, Flute, Saxophone, Trombone, and Trumpet.

Trumpet: It should be one of the girls.

Girls: WHY US?

Trumpet: Because you guys were the ones that said that asking people questions is a problem.

Trombone: Finally, something we can agree with. 

(Everyone except Flute looks at Trombone and Trumpet with a surprised look.)

Flute (Ignoring everyone): Well, you're the one who came up with the idea Trumpet. I think is fair that you do it.