Random Stories about Instruments

Orchestra Part 1: The Beginning of the Prank Wars

(Instruments in the Orchestra Club meet up in Violin's house)

Violin: How ya like my place?

Cello & Viola: It's fine.

Bass: I HATE IT!

Violin: Why do you have to be so mean?

Bass: First of all, I CAN'T EVEN FIT THROUGH THE DOOR!

(Viola rolled her eyes, Violin laughs)

Viola: Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.

Cello: I woke up on the wrong side too! I have this specific side where I get out of and today I fell off the other side.

Viola: Really? I didn't actually mean that, it's a-. To be honest, I don't actually know what it's called. I don't pay attention in English class.

Cello: Well then, what does it mean?

Violin: How did you guys even end up talking about that?

Viola: Well-.

Violin: Never mind. What did we have in mind today?

Cello: I don't even know, I forgot.

Bass: HELLO? I'm STILL AT THE DOOR!

(Bass struggling to fit through the door.)

Cello: I could barely fit through so Bass must have it hard man.

Bass: Violin's house is tiny!

Violin: I don't need a big house because I am small. 

Bass: Ya! I'm almost 6 feet tall! You ARE short. 

Violin: Hey! It's not my fault, they don't allow me to grow taller than 14 inches. 

Bass: Yeah, I could squish you like a pancake!

Violin: Wow, you must be really fat. Ha ha! 

Viola: I think we should just do something outside, so Bass can stop screaming. AND so Violin can stop arguing with him.

(Viola gives Bass and Violin a dirty look. They all walk outside and Bass looked like he had just won a war.)

Cello: I guess he's happy now. 

Viola: Ya...

Violin: Ya...

Bass: What should we do? 

Cello: We'll think of something. 

Bass: Ya

Viola: Hide-and-seek?

Bass: But that won't be fair? Where am I supposed to find a hiding spot? You'll find me too easily!

Violin: That's true. What about... A contest to see who can play what songs the best?

Viola: That's obviously going to be you, me and Bass are too lazy.

Bass: What? Says who?

Viola: Fine, just me.

Cello: Yup, he never does the favors I tell him to do and find dumb excuses for them. 

Viola (unconvincingly) : They're not dumb, it's just that things come up every once in a while.

Cello: You mean EVERY time. 

Bass: Next time, let's think of something to do before scheduling a meet! 

Viola: Too lazy.

Cello: See what I mean?!

Violin: Yup, yes I do.

Cello: Hmmmmmm, why don't we have a PRANK WAR!

Bass: OOOOOH Ya.

Cello: Why don't me and Bass be on a team and Viola and Violin can be together. Based on size.

Bass: Sounds good. 

Violin: Today; we plan, tomorrow; we start THE WAR!

Bass: YES! LET'S GOOOOO! Hehe...

Violin: Psst! Viola! Come to my house and we'll lock the door and close all the windows as fast as we can so they won't hear what we are planning. AND it will keep them out of the house so they don't sneak in.

Viola: Okay, but isn't it already hard for them to come in through the windows because they're too big?

Violin: Whatever. Still.

Cello: We can hear you, ya know. 

Bass (Sarcastically) : Those were the people whispering so loudly. 

(Viola and Violin run as fast as the can to the house and lock the door, they also sealed off all the windows.)

Viola & Violin: Yes! We did it!

Viola: So, now what are we going to do?

(Meanwhile...)

Cello: Since those instruments are at Violin's house we should be fine here. 

Bass: So... What are we going to do for our first prank?

Cello: Don't worry, we'll think of something...