Random Stories about Instruments

The Band Part 1: The Prank

(Band instruments meet together for the hundredth time in a random house.)

All of the instruments of the Band: Sup.

Drums: You know, I was thinking of having a singer in this band.

Triangle: You're just saying that because you want to be the one who sings!

Everyone except Xylophone, Triangle, and Drums: Yeah!

Trumpet: We can't even sing even if we could because we have to blow our instruments!

Trombone: But couldn't we sing instead of blowing?

(Trumpet glares at Trombone)

Trumpet: Whatever.

Triangle: I COULD sing but I'm just too TINY! 

Baritone: How tall are you anyway?

Triangle: I'm 8 inches in diameter but I can still grow up to 10 inches in diameter in the next two years before I turn 18!

Saxophone: So, you're 13 years old? You're young!

Trumpet: NO YOU DUMMY! SHE'S 15!

Trombone: But wouldn't he be 13 because 13+2=18?

Trumpet: NO! THAT'S WRONG AND when you turn 18 you can't even grow anymore so she can grow when she's 16 and 17 but not at 18! So she's 15!

Trombone: OOOOOOH, huh?

Oboe: But wouldn't you count the year when she's 15?

Trumpet: No, she said the next 2 years, not the age she's on.

Oboe: But wouldn't the next years be the year she's on an still has to finish which is 15, and THEN you count 16 and 17? 

Flute: Ya.

Trumpet: No, maybe, WHATEVER! 

Baritone: Who would think that a conversation about Drums wanting to be a singer, would end up with math and trying to find out how long Triangle has left to grow. 

Xylophone: I dunno. Anyways, I want to be a singer too! I don't have to blow an instrument just like how Drums doesn't have to, and we are about the same height.

Flute: You know, I always thought you guys could be a cute couple you know?

(Drums and Xylophone blush)

Flute (Gasp!): Are they BLUSHING?

Oboe: Ya, they just did.

(Flute blushes and Oboe gets confused; Drums and Xylophone look away from each other)

Baritone: What's going on? 

Trumpet: Ya?

Trombone: Trumpet, you don't have to join in on the conversation you know?

Trumpet: I was just letting them know that I have no idea what's going on. Hey... Why did you have to join in on the conversation?