Getting Stuck

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Bird: Guys... help me...
Hades Reincarnated: How did you get stuck in a tree?
Bird: I don't know!
Short: Guys I found a snake!
Bird: STAY AWAY SATAN!
Short: It's just a snake... I mean if I wanted to I could get it to climb up the tree.
Bird: HADES GET ME DOWN RIGHT NOW!
Hades Reincarnated: Nah I wanna see how this plays out.
Kitty: Hey guys what- and Bird is stuck again
Smart: Wait did you say 'again'
Kitty: Yeah last week she got stuck in the bushes, and last month she got tangled in the wires behind the stage.
Short: Soooooo am I putting the snake up here?
Bird: NO
Boy 2: Do it!
Bird: Boy 2 I swear I will hit you!
Boy 1: You cant even get out of a tree.
Boy 3: I bet you can't even beat boy 4 in a fight.
Boy 4: Of course I could beat her.
Bird: Boy 4 I will end you!
Boy 4: Yeah right.
(Bird then jumps out of the tree and punches boy 4 in the nose)
Bird: I will braid your DNA strands.
Boy 3: How do you do that?
Bird: I'll show you, Boy 4 get back over here!
Boy 4: This bitch is going to kill me!
Bird: Oh. Hell. No!
(Bird chases Boy 4 away)
Short: Guys the snake sorta just bit me...

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