Bird: Hades help me up here!
Hades Reincarnated: Why? I'm trying to change. Besides what are going to do in the fucking ceiling?
Kitty: Don't question Bird, that'll just end in the entire building catching on fire.
Bird: Didn't need to call me out like that!
Short: I mean she is right.
Smart: Bird just change.
Bird: Fine mom.
Smart: DON'T CALL ME MOM!
Annoying girl 1: Can you guys be quiet?
Kitty: Sorry, just go back to your changing room.
(Me and my friends [not including the boys] change in a separate room than the other girls)
Annoying girl 1: Just shut up!
Hades Reincarnated: Fine bitch!
Annoying girl 1:* walks away *
Smart: Okay are you guys finished changing y- BIRD GET OFF THE CHAIR!
Bird: What? I finished changing, and I want to go in the ceiling!
Small: I doubt you'll even be able to get up there.
Bird: Challenge accepted!
(Bird then proceeds to somehow get up in the ceiling and begins to move around... until she falls through the ceiling into the male changing room [they are all dressed, they practically live in their jerseys anyway])
Boy 1: BIRD WHAT THE HELL!
Boy 3: Geez this is like the third time this has happened!
Bird: I wasn't trying to get here. I was trying to get out of the building.
Boy 2: Are you sure you weren't just thirsty?
Bird: BITCH! I WOULD NEVER BE THRISY FOR YOU ASSHOLES!
Boy 4: Yeahhh...
Everyone: Shut up boy 4.
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Short StoryHello people I may or may not know, it's me! This is mainly someone I made because I'm bored and need something to do. It's just going to be some incorrect quotes using my friends in real life, I will not us their real names and any names that sound...
