Ninja trying to learn english.

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Unable to be locked, Able to unlock mean the same thing.

Ninja:  Thats confusing but okay.

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Horrible is a negative word

Ninja: Okay

Horrific is also a negative word.

Ninja: Makes sense.

Terrible is a negative word.

Ninja: Okay.

Terrific is a positive word.

Ninja: but why.

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you are shit and you aint shit are both insults.

Ninja: Shouldn't one mean the opposite?
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Ghoti is pronounced similar to fish.

Ninja: say sike right now-

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Tsunami- the T is silent.

Honest- The H is silent.

Island- The S is silent.

Queue- the ueue is silent.

Ninja: what next? Going to tell me in psychiatrist the p is silent?

Wait-
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In england its grey

In America its gray

In england its colour

In America its color

Ninja: but both is still english?

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Read and lead rhyme
Lead and read rhyme too.
But read and lead don't rhyme.
Neither does Lead and read.

Ninja: *confused screaming*
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We must polish the polish furniture.

Theres no time like the present. So we must present the present.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes

I did not object to the object

Ninja: You mean to tell me present has 3 different meanings?

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Ninja: I give up, im not learning english

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Ninja:
I give up, im not learning english.

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