Among us logic [Shenanigans]

【•Ships incorrect quotes.

Disclaimer: This was before episode 6, (i didnt know mr cheese and The gentleman was canon)

Veteran: Look at how cute these pens are!

Greaser: Veteran, thats real gay.

Veteran:....

Veteran: Greaser, we've been dating for over 2 weeks-
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Sheriff: Do you know why i pulled you over?

Angel: No..

Sheriff: For stealing my heart ♡

Angel: Aw-

Sheriff: THATS A 20 DOLLAR FINE, PAY BY COURT DATE AND THEFT OF PROPERTY

Angel: wha-
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Stoner: Thats some nice pants, Captain.

Captain: Thanks stoner, i got them for 50% off.

Stoner: You know, id like them 100% off~

Captain: But that'd be horrible business.

Stoner: Thats not what i meant-

Captain: People can't just give things away for free.
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-Ninja attempting to speak english-

Ninja: I lov u

Bro: I love me too

Ninja: Fuk u

Bro: Id fuck me too!
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Player: Im on top of the world!

Mr cheese: You're just on top of me.

Player: You ARE my world.
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Veteran: You're cute.

Greaser: Thanks, I love how us homies can get away with sayin stuff like that.

Veteran: im gay
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Player: Are you in love with Greaser?

Veteran: hah.... no

Player: Then why do you carve 'V +G' everywhere on the ship?

Veteran: Oh that stands for.... very gay
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The gentleman: Captain, Stoner. May i ask, why are your tongues purple?

Captain: Oh, we uh had slushies...
I had a red one.

Stoner: I had a blue one

The gentleman:. Blue and red makes purp-
Oh....
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