Among us logic [Shenanigans]

Ship incorrect quotes

Gnome: Babe, when can we bang?

Engineer: sorry what

Gnome: Haha, autocorrect! When can we hang?

Engineer: This is a verbal
conversation...
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Rose: You should just kiss whoever you want most in this room.

The gentleman: Brilliant idea.

The gentleman: Mr egg?

Mr egg: Yes?

The gentleman: Could you please move? I need to get to Mr cheese.
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Teacher: Sirs, your child today got into a fight.

The gentleman: Oh gracious, are they okay?

Mr cheese: did they win?
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Bday: Wheres my fiance

Rose: What the- who in the darn hells your wife?!

Bday: There you are,  Rose, will you marry me?
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Stoner: I did what you told me, i wrote Captain a letter of how i feel.

Mr cheese: Thats progress!

Stoner: Well, i tore it up and burned it.

Mr cheese: .....i uh.
STILL PROGRESS!
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Mr cheese: Could you do it?

The gentleman: pardon?

Mr cheese: The thing that never fails to make me happy.

The gentleman: Oh okay.

The gentleman: *Smiles*

Mr cheese: Thanks.
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Bro: You're smiling, whats up?

Stoner: I can't smile just because i feel like it?

The gentleman: Our dear Captain called him a "Gorgeous goofball"
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Stoner: I feel ugly.

Captain: What? No-
You're gorgeous you hippie. Who in the world would say that to you? Ill personally make sure that they're ejected into the dark abyss called space.
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Gnome: i feel ugly.

Engineer: That is very untrue, it is a very well known fact that you are the most beautiful person i have ever met.
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Rose: i feel ugly.

Bday: who said that?! You know what, forget it honey. Lets go drink hot chocolate and watch Avengers together!
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Mr cheese: Am i ugly? I feel ugly...

The gentleman: yes indeed you are.
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Sheriff: Have i eva told ya I really hate physical contact? I neva let no one touch me unless its very necessary.

Angel: But im literally on your lap.

Sheriff: And i find that very necessary.
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The gentleman: *trips*

Mr cheese: *catches them*
I think you just....

Mr cheese:

The gentleman:

Mr cheese: fell for me~

The gentleman: Put me down, im going to break your arms.
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Angel: i honestly dont know whats gotten into you Stoner. Me and sheriffs relationship is entirely friendly.

Stoner: oh, i believe you.
One quick thing, what do bees make?

Angel: Honey?

Sheriff from another room: Yeah Angel?

Angel: Oh you slick bastard-
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The gentleman: Im getting married.

Mr cheese: Oh- oh. Congra-

The gentleman: *slams a marriage certificate on the table*
Im getting married to you, sign here please.

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*Captain throwing rocks at Stoners window*

Stoner: You have a phone for a reason Captain.

*Something hits Stoners window again*

Stoner: did... did you just throw your damn phone?

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Mr cheese: Hey, The gentleman, are you a lamp?

The gentleman: No, why?

Mr cheese: Because id like to turn you on~

The gentleman: Like i said, im not a lamp so unfortunately you cant do that.