Made with Drugs™
karen pov
~~~~~~~~~i walk to store with otdayed coopon. i eter stor3 an grab bag of crispy crisped crisps and go to coooounter
''Hello, welcome to We All Die Someday™! How may I help you?'' A man with brown har like p00p an green eyes like that werd green p00p when u eat to muhch green stuff
''I HAVE COOPON...FOR CRISPY CRISPED CRISPS!!! it totaly not otdayed btw'' i sayed
''...Okay?...Sorry, this coupon is outdated-''
W H A T ? !
''GIVE ME CRISPY CRISPED CRISP R I CAL POLEESE'' I SAYED BIG ANGER
''MAYNAGER!!!!!!!!'' I CONTINUE
''Okay, okay ma'am, I'll get the manager.''
I WAIT FOR WOERKER TO GET MAYANAGAYR. THAEN I SEE HOWT MAN WITH SILKEE BLOND HAR LIKE MUSTARD AND LOVELY BLOO EYES LIKE THAT WERD MUSTARD THAT WERD MAN SOLD TO ME WHEN I WASS CHILD...
i calm now
''Let me see your coupon, ma'am.'' he sayed sooductevly
''o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-okay...'' i give coopon.
i smik sooductevly.
''This is outdated, but I'll let it slide for a cutie like you, m'lady.'' manannananamgayr said and gav me back (erase) mii coopon...i have biggggggee crush.i walk beack homo with mii bag of crispy crisped crisps and eat the crispy crisped crisps with my mayo coloured hands.