TITLE ! — innocent sunshine
SHIP ! — lee minho x lee felix
GENRE ! — fluff + crack
DESC ! — minho wanted to keep felix innocent, but being surrounded by a bunch of idiots he knew that wouldn't last long.「 ♡ 」
"hyung, what's wap?" minho spat out his ice americano, giving felix the most horrified look.
"where'd you hear that lixie?" felix pointed to changbin who just grinned.
minho sighed, glaring at changbin before averting his gaze softly back to felix.
"don't listen to trash bin over here okay?" felix pouted, clinging onto minho's arm.
"just tell me! what's wa-"
"finish that sentence and i'll get the windex bottle instead of tissues this time." that seemed to have done it since felix stopped almost immediately.
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"jisung's watching p*rnh*b again"
minho's jaw pretty much sunk down into hell from that coming out of felix's mouth.
"what did you just say."
"uh-"
"WHO'S GETTING THE WINDEX BOTTLE"
"hyung, no!"
"lee felix, tell me who taught you that."
"...you"
"what-"
"you said to changbin hyung that-"
"uh- how about we bake some brownies together with chan hyung?" felix's ears raised at that and he nodded fastly.
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"f*ck!" felix cursed as jeongin slammed down a +4 card and called uno.
"language!" felix rolled his eyes at minho
"i'll show you some proper language hyung," felix said before proceeding to say all the curse words he knew including the ones jisung taught him.
"YA LEE FELIX!"
"uh oh-" seungmin and jeongin high five'd each other as they said that in unity, before going back to holding minho back.
"minho, give him a break will you?"
"it's hyung to you, squirrel f*cker" jisung gasped dramatically, falling over with the back of his hand on his forehead.
hyunjin just sighed.
"instead of being shown, you wanna taste some language instead?" minho asked, scribbling some random words on tissues and getting ready to shove them down felix's throat.
"and that's how to properly treat your kids." chan smiled before coming out of the 4th wall to close up the chapter.
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