ok if your twilight fan please don't hate I'm one-two but you may not like me after this. I am going to ruin twilight and change things up a little. I am also going to go through the story and write out as i saw it in the moves so if I sound weird I'm sorry I'm a weird person. I will be skipping throughout the move. And depending on how you guys like it I might do another twilight movie or a movie light twilight. Please don't hate us.
Kitty Noir: Imma be perfectly honest with y'all...I am NOT in this fandom so I have no idea what is happening...
Queen Mari: Kitty here even refuses to read the books!
Kitty Noir: They just don't seem interesting to me!
Queen Mari: Just read one book! One chapter! That is all I ask!
Kitty Noir: And I asked you to watch Transformers Prime, just one episode! And ya didn't do it ;)
Queen Mari: ...just send the cast in
Kitty Noir: I have won the fight! *Snaps and poofs the Twilight cast*
Bella: what the heck
Queen Mari: Your Isabella Swan!!
Bella; yea it just-
Queen Mari: Bella!!!!
Kitty Noir: ...um...
Edward-*staring at her*
Queen Mari: oh Edward don't be a stranger I know you won't hurt me or my friend and my new friend Bella
Edward:...
Kitty Noir: she's crazy just go with it
Queen Mari: NO IM NOT!!!
Kitty Noir: YES YOU ARE!!!!
Queen Mari: ANYWAYS, my name is Queen Mari and this is my friend Kitty Noir we are harmless in fact im just like you edward except i don't have the desire to kill people
Edward: i- i don't
Kitty Noir: I have no idea what she is talking about...just roll with it
Queen Mari: if you don't believe me ask Alice
Alice: she's telling the truth Edward, and by the way Mari i can tell your a very nice person
Kitty Noir: HA! You clearly have never met Queen Mari to the fullest!
Queen Mari: thank you..shut it
Alice: but you have a problem with hair and eyes
Queen Mari: I know...Now *pulls out all the books from her pocket* Kitty what book did you pull out from
Kitty Noir: W: hat? Oh, I dunno...the blue one?
Queen Mari: the blue one??? What ok book 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5.
Kitty Noir: ...what? I don't...I have no idea what you are talking about...1?
Queen Mari: ill just ask them... have you found out that Jacob black is a werewolf yet?
Kitty Noir: WOAH THERE ARE WEREWOLVES?!
Queen Mari: YESS
Kitty Noir: Cool...I'm still not reading 'em
Edward: right after I left Bella
Queen Mari: *ignoring Kitty* which leads us to our first question why did you leave the "love" of your life
Kitty Noir: ...love? Ack, you have got to be kidding me!
Queen Mari: Kitty, you love to ship
Kitty Noir: so?
YOU ARE READING
Jumping Into Fandoms
HumorMe and Queenie here just love messin around, so why not jump into fandoms and ruin the plot entirely? That sounds like fun! XD We do whatever we want as long as either one of us is in the fandom! Requests are open! Just 2 teens having a good time m...
