Halo 1-2 - Sergeant Branwen's Speeches

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Halo 1-2 – Sergeant Branwen's Speeches

John-117 – Jaune Arc

Cortana – Weiss Schnee

Sergeant Major A. Johnson – Qrow Branwen

Marine 1 – Sun Wukong

Marine 2 – Neptune Varsilles

"Right, this is more of a preview of the next world," Zack said. "It's one about space again."

"No more bugs!"

"It doesn't have bugs in it," Zack reassured them. "Well, at least not giant ones."

"That's a relief," Blake said.

"I never said anything about it not having genocidal aliens though," Zack finished.

"And it's gone," Roman said.

"Are we going to get eaten again?" Ren asked.

"Not on camera," Zack cheerfully answered.

"That's not a no," Salem said.

"Indeed it isn't," Zack nodded.

"Oh boy," Tai sighed.

"Anyway, this is all about Qrow," Zack said.

"Again?" Raven groaned.

"Hey, I'll have you know being badass is a universal constant for me," Qrow said.

"Sure it is," Amber said.

"Well, technically, Jaune's the main character but Qrow is so good that he should have his own game dedicated to him," Zack said.

"The kid, again?" Hazel said. "What is he this time?"

"Super soldier."

"Like Captain Vale?" Nora asked.

"Like Captain Vale met Iron Rose and had a badass baby," Zack said.

"No!" Tai, Qrow and Pyrrha yelled.

"Yes!!!" Summer and Saphron cheered.

"..." Ruby and Jaune were blushing heavily.

"Anyway, I need you to evaluate some of Qrow's best speeches and tell me which you think is the best," Zack said. "There are four for each scenario."

In the hangar bay of a UNSC ship, soldiers were rushing about, getting ready to deploy.

"Attention, all combat personnel," Weiss announced. "Please report to your action station."

"Weiss is in this?" Winter said. "Is she the ships officer or captain?"

"She's an AI," Zack answered. "In a ship captained by Captain Jacques Schnee."

"Welcome, fellow artificial life form!" Penny hugged Weiss.

"Ack! Air!" Weiss turned a concerning shade of blue.

"Me, a navy captain?" Jacques said.

"Well, it's rum, sodomy and the lash for you lad," Nicolas said.

"At least he'll be gone most of the time," Willow mumbled.

"Hell no!" Ironwood said. "Who made him a captain!"

"You did, Fleet Admiral," Zack answered.

"Congratulations on the promotion," Ozpin said.

"On the bright side, Qrow has to salute you," Glynda said.

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