friends.

06: goodbye, jimin.

Jimin
I can't make it to the restaurant guys

Jennie
Yay.

Rosie
I'm eating his share of food!
I already called dibs :)

Hobi
Damn, I thought I could save just a little amount of money but there it goes...

Jimin
Thank you for worrying about me guys! I'm really grateful to have such wonderful friends :')

Jisoo
As you should be

Jungkook
Why can't you make it? Are you dying?

Taehyung
Lol congrats, Jimin.

Jennie
Just to give you a heads up, I can't make it to your funeral Jimin, I have to go and buy some Chanel goodies for Kuma.

Jimin
A dog is more important than me :')

Jennie
WHAT DO YOU MEAN DOG!? HE IS MY SON

Jimin
Yeah yeah whatever
I mean, if I can come, why on earth would I miss free food!?

Yoongi
For some chick.

Jimin
This bitch

Lisa
Remember the other day, he said he couldn't make it to our reunion because, apparently, he was BUSY with work, but it turned out that he was making out with some random chick.

Jimin
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT!?

Jungkook
You posted a picture with her on insta you dumb bitch

Hobi
And another day, we called him to help set up Jennie's new apparel shop but he said he couldn't come because he cut his finger while chopping vegetables and also said that it could be a possible fracture. 

Jennie
Dramatic asshole.

Taehyung
I have never seen him step inside the kitchen.

Jimin
ANYWAY, I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS

Rosie
Stay fallen lmao

Yoongi
Broke your ass or dick?

Jisoo
Probably both lol

Jin
Jimin, your house doesn't even have a staircase.

Jimin
I didn't say it was my house -_-

Jennie
Lmao let me guess
The girl woke up and said her boyfriend is coming so you panicked and jumped out of the window?

Jimin
WHAT'S WITH YALL ROASTING ME TODAY!?

Namjoon
Well deserved, honestly.

Jimin
Ha, whatever.
Anyway, I can't even walk so carry on without me, guys.

Jisoo
Aww, I hope it stays that way.

Jungkook
Lmao you sound like we can't function without you

Rosie
We will have double the fun, so don't you worry Jimin.

Jimin
Have fun or rot in hell you fuckers.

Hobi
Why don't we go and eat some expensive steak?

Jimin
YOU TRAITORS!

Lisa
And later let's go grab some drinks!

Jungkook
Karaoke next!

Rosie
And more drinking!

Namjoon
The 97 liners drink more than all of us combined :')

Jungkook
Is it our fault that your livers are rotting?

Jin
My liver is as fine as wine. I'm going to go on a drinking spree today!

Jennie
Please don't!

Jisoo
The other time you got wasted, you started wailing because you wanted to pee but you didn't know how to zip down your pants...

Yoongi
And then you were balling your eyes out because you said you found an elephant's trunk attached to your body and it wasn't coming off...

Jungkook
I even have a video, it was hilarious.

Lisa
And disgusting, ugh.

Jin
Y'all are over exaggerating -_-

Jimin
Ugh, I can't even get up, and thanks to my amazing friends, who don't even give a shit about me, won't even help.

Jisoo
Stay like that for the rest of your life

Taehyung
I wanna see how he would make out with his chicks now

Jennie
Probably limping like a grandpa? Lol

Jimin
HELLO WORLD, IS THIS THE YOUTH YOU'D TOLD ME ABOUT!?

Jungkook
Dramatic fucker

Hobi
I have made the reservation! See y'all tonight!

Rosie
Yay! Hobi is the best!

Taehyung
Bye-bye Jimin

Hobi
Don't worry Jimin, I'll get you all the leftovers 😙

Lisa
Which is highly unlikely, but okay...

Jimin
But still, thanks hobi ~.~

Yoongi
Yeah sure, leftovers are usually given to homeless people, but I never knew we had one

Jimin
...
Rot in hell, you bastards!

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