friends.

15: right time wrong major

Dumb heads slaying on earth

Jennie
LETS GO OUT FOR A DRINK!!

Rosie
LESSSGOO

Jisoo
Jennie asking out for drinks = earth splitting in half

Taehyung
Are we gonna die then?

Lisa
Possibility = 100%
Impossibility = 0%

Jisoo
Drunk rosie + drunk Jennie = volcano eruption

Jimin
So we're still gonna die

Yoongi
It doesn't take a math genius to figure that out.

Jennie
So nobody's gonna hear my side of story? T.T

Jin
So where are we going for drinks?

Jungkook
sunbae should pay for their hubaes

Jin
Actually I really have a bad stomach ache so imma pass

Jennie
It's gonna be my treat!

Jin
Actually I can feel the stomach ache subside so I'm back again!

Namjoon
This motherfucker-

Jeanie
So I was is in the toilet

Jungkook
TMI

Jennie
LET ME FINISH
So I was is in the toilet and I heard few of the girls talk behind my back saying how rude I was with everyone

Jin
WHO ARE THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS??

Jennie
I just said my classmates to do a better job on the project since they were doing a half ass job, and I might have raised my voice a little haha and might have also flipped a table but no biggie

Lisa
You what..?

Jennie
And now I'm being portrayed as the mean girl :(

Jisoo
WHY DID YOU FLIP A FUCKING TABLE!?

Jennie
It wasn't my fault! They were being annoying saying how I was always pissed around them, I mean is it my fault that I have a resting bitch face!?

Taehyung
I'm surprised that they didn't know Jennie is short tempered-

Jungkook
We can't even help you cuz your major is in the complete opposite side of the campus-

Hobi
Why would you take such a weird major anyway?

Jennie
This bitch what do you mean it's weird!? but do you guys know why I actually chose this major?

Yoongi
To earn money?

Taehyung
To shit peacefully in a big ass house
FLEX

Rosie
To get revenge on your ex!

Jimin
We are living in a real world rosie!

Jennie
Dun Dun Dun
Rosie was correct!

Jimin
Excuse me?
Are we living in a fiction world? Am I the only one who is sane?

Taehyung
The author told me to tell you that you're the stupid one living here-

Jennie
ANYWAY
my ex boyfriend dumped me saying that how we are not compatible because I haven't taken up any professional courses like lawyer or a doctor

Jisoo
That's one fucked up ex

Jimin
Why does it sound like that one drama I watched on tv last week?

Lisa
BUT YOU HAVE THE LOOKS

Jennie
He also said that looks don't get you anywhere-

Yoongi
Well it did get you one fucked up boyfriend so that counts I guess

Jin
You didn't even get that, imagine how fucked up your looks are-

Jennie
So I wanted to step all over my ex and decided to become a prosecutor

Jungkook
..?

Jisoo
Huh?

Taehyung
Prosecutor?

Jennie
What's wrong?

Hobi
Wait tell me which major did you choose?

Jennie
Russian major

Jimin
Wtf am I missing something?

Jennie
WHATS WRONG WITH YALL!?

Yoongi
If you wanna be a prosecutor, you should be at law school, you dumb bitch. Why are you here? Are you an idiot?

Jennie
Eh?

Rosie
Didn't... didn't you know? They got rid of bar exam and made everyone go to law school after their bachelors...

Namjoon
But how the fuck can you choose Russian major? I mean it's no where close to becoming a prosecutor...

Jennie
I was so annoyed that my ex dumped me so I wanted to get into any major which had the word law in its syllabus...
Plus the brochure looked really colourful-

Jungkook
Law? You mean Russian laws?

Jin
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO STUDYING RUSSIAN LAWS WHEN YOURE LIVING IN KOREA!?

Hobi
Didn't you find it strange during classes?

Jennie
I really didn't understand what they were saying in the beginning but I thought I was stupid.

Lisa
You ARE stupid.

Jennie
Then... did I go through all this crap for nothing...? 0_0

Rosie
HAHA you're kidding right?

Yoongi
She's not being funny. Just stupid.

Namjoon
Hey it's alright I think you can get a decent job being a Russian major... so Jennie you know the language right?

Jennie
No

Namjoon
...
She's hopeless.

Hobi
Hey but on a brighter side you met all of us right?

Jennie
So your saying that destiny made me pay millions of money just to meet you guys?
Let me say it's NOT WORTH IT.

Taehyung
So let's grab a drink to celebrate our friendship!

Lisa
Yes let's do that!

Jennie
Wait... guys I should be dropping out :')

Hobi
Let's get wasted first and think about the rest later!

Jennie
What am I doing here? :'))))

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