The Meme-ing Of Love ||| Chungus x Moto-Moto x Shrek

The Discovery

Moto-Moto POV-
i wakes up to see a green hunk of man in bed wit me. i look to see his nawked body. 'Oh dam did whe smexed' i look around. 'were is my big chungy?' i gets up and c a knote on the bed. 'Wat tis bee?' i reed the knote. "deer my onest luv, i must leabe you. it is four the greatest gooud for uz and shreeks. i luv uzz soo much. from chungus." tears start to prik my eyebalz. he leaving?!?! but y tho. i start too sobz. then i turnz to c shrekz start to shif. i getz out of da beed and go two the bafrum. i throw wawa on mie face. 'how couwd he leaf me?' i grabz paper tuwel and wipz my fac. i go twoo trow paapr away and fid a stik in tras. 'Wat tis?' i poundar. I pik up stik. the heck iz wit tis stik? it hav two litl red linez. i walkz to bedrum to ask shrek.

Shrek P.O.V-
i wakez up to moto-moto shooving a preggy stik in mi face. "wat is tis?" he askz. i loks at him comfuzed. "It peggy stik, it mean u peggy." i saz wit stragt face. "wat iz knot preggy!" he sceem. "well ten tat meen chungus is, hay were iz he?" i repon. he luks @ me wif teers in his eyz. "he lef" he say with sawking voce. "whel whe mustard go fid him." i sayz pudding my phants om. "Okz!" he saz wit determanitaion inhiz eyez. "letz head to da aplbeez, he luvs da Half Rack Double-Glazed Baby Back Ribs (not sponsord)" he cmtiunz. "lefts gow ten" i saz az i putz a toast in me mouth like tippical amine gurl, OwO.

To be continued...