"What the fuck" shouted Shane as it started raining chicken soup in the game. "Who said that??" Matt wondered. suddenly everyone in the village turned into ducks "quack" said saria. Shane dropped the controller and walked away with his middle fingers up. Matt sighed "let me see" he picked up the controller and walked around the village. He noticed all the water in the pond turned into semen. "That's hot" matt thought he went over to the part of the village that led out to hyrule feild, and instead of an elf kid blocking his path, there was a duck. "You can pass if you suck my dick" the duck told link "is that ok?" The dialogue box had 2 options "YES" and "YES". Matt obviously had no choice but to click yes. The screen went black and a dialogue box came up that said "wow, that's a big cock" then showed link staring at a large rooster. another dialogue box came up that said in red comic sans "PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH BITCH" "BUT ITS SO DAMN BIG IT WONT FIT" "SUCK IT" the screen went black and all matt heard was rooster noises and link screaming and choking. "Oooh yea swallow that shit link"
"FUCKIN DONE" matt yelled flicking off the TV.
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A twist on gaming creepypasta
Humorwe all know Ben drowned and the others.... but what really happened?
