FLATTYKAWA 🚪 But I think you need something to think of me
GERMAPHOBE 😷 Something that will keep you warm
FARMER BOY 🌽 And show that we can be more than just this
MASTER OF NONE 😁 So baby if you are not ready for my kiss
BEANPOLE 🌴 Then you can wear my sweatshirt
JACOB SARTORIUS 🤣 STAWP ~
HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 🦊 ...
Y/N ✨ Took me a hot second to figure out what you guys were saying lmao 🤣🤣 PLZ HELP ME I'M DYING
TANGERINE 🍊 CALL 911
INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰 She's not literally dying... right y/n?
DEMON SENPAI 🔥 A mother always has to make sure 😁
Y/N ✨ OF LAUGHTER YES 😭😭💀
NYAHAHAHA 🧪 Jelly beans are so shiny because they're coated with shellac, which is made from insect crap.
HEY HEY HEY 🍰 BROOO 😨😨😨
BEANPOLE 🌴 🤢🤮
SNAKE BOY 🐸 Well I'm not eating jelly beans again
Y/N ✨ 👁👄👁
NYAHAHAHA 🧪 There are over 200 corpses of climbers and sherpas on Mount Everest.
ROLLING THUNDER ⚡️ Rip but like it's their fault 🙄
NYAHAHAHA 🧪 Natural flavoring substitutes came from a gland right next to a beaver's anus.
HEY HEY HEY 🍰 BRUH 💀
SALTY BOI 🧂 Stop
NYAHAHAHA 🧪 There's more. A koala's cuddle could give you chlamydia.
GERMAPHOBE 😷 Um gross 🤚🏻
NYAHAHAHA 🧪 And a cellphone can have up to 10 times more bacteria than a toilet seat.
SUGAWARA SENPAI 💖 Um...
GERMAPHOBE 😷 I'm back from throwing my phone and wiping it in Clorox.
HEY HEY HEY 🍰 SAME
FLATTYKAWA 🚪 😟😖
NYAHAHAHA 🧪 Pillows collect a lot of dust mite and dead skin over the years.
GERMAPHOBE 😷 Thank you for reminding me to switch my pillow. I'm gonna wash the old one. But seriously, why are you telling all of us this?
NYAHAHAHA 🧪 I'm not done yet. On an average, we swallow 1.14 kg of snot a day.
Y/N ✨ Bye 🏃♀️
FLATTYKAWA 🚪 ✌🏻
HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 🦊 I am... disgusted
Everyone has gone offline
NYAHAHAHA 🧪 I didn't think it would be that bad...
Author's Note: Thank you all for continuing to read this book and supporting it by voting and commenting. I'm so happy you like it and it means a lot to me. Thank you, you deserve all the love in the world 😘😘 Here's one of my favorite Haikyuu memes (if that's what you would call it anyway) of all time to show my appreciation:
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