𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝟐.𝟎 (𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐘𝐔𝐔 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑)

𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐘𝐔𝐔 𝐃𝐔𝐁 (𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐍 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑) 😆

✨BALDWOAH✨
SNACKY TIMEEE ~

BOKE HINATA BOKE 🥛
We're from the Karasuno volleyball team! And we want to go to your school and spy on you *face of regret*

FARMER BOY 🌽
"Puns are the lowest form of comedy." - Ushijima Wakatoshi

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
TSUKKI POO 💩

SALTY BOI 🧂
Stop. Calling. Me. That.

✨BALDWOAH✨
🎶 The boss is gonna 🧚‍♀️✨mUrDeR mE 😁🦋🎶

TANGERINE 🍊
Kageyama... So are you mean... or just stupid?

BOKE HINATA BOKE 🥛
SHUT UP!!!

TANGERINE 🍊
Where are his eyebrows? 🤨

DANGEROUS SOFTIE 🤧
Mine?

FARMER BOY 🌽
Hello, Shoyo Hinata.

SIDE CHARACTER 🧍
Well... Your glasses are STUPID!

Y/N ✨
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA I'M DYINGGG

GOMEN TSUKKI 😅
You know, a lot of girls like bald guys

✨BALDWOAH✨
I'M NOT BALD PIPSQUEAK!

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
Aw Iwa ~ I got the chills 🥶

IWA-CHAN ✌🏻
Huh?

FARMER BOY 🌽
Oikawa... I wish he could've come here with us...

Y/N ✨
😔✌️ BUT STILL AANDJSGMDDLDLSMANKZN

NYAHAHAHA 🧪
What's so weird about me being nice... and helping my volleyball brethren 😇

MOST ICONIC BOY 😎
mY yAkIsObA bUn Is SaYiNg nO

TANGERINE 🍊
Huh? It's Onion Head

24/7 SLEEP 😴
PFFT

ONION HEAD 🧅
What the hell's an Onion Head?

PUDDING HEAD 🍮
And it's his name on the group chat too 👏

ROLLING THUNDER ⚡️
OH MY GOSH IT'S KIYOKO COME TO MY ARMS SWEET MAMAAA ~ 😻

GOMEN TSUKKI 😅
Uh hi 😐

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
Look at that delicious chance ball 😋

TANGERINE 🍊
Thanks bruh

SUGAWARA SENPAI 💖
Negativity... BEGONE! *smack*

✨BALDWOAH✨
YOU HAVE TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE!!

RIP DAICHI ⚰️
Stop it Tanaka you look stupid

HOTTIE 🥵
Come on Bokuto, we need to stay calm here

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
I AM CALM

BOKE HINATA BOKE 🥛
Uh let's see uh tHe FrEaKiN mOoN 🌚

HISOKA 🌟 ❤️
Ohhh it's Mr. Vanillaaa ~

SALTY BOI 🧂
Morning my liege

SANGWOO 🔪
What is all this

(@tsuki dude on YouTube is where I got most of these from because the Haikyuu dub still deserves rights 😤😗)

AUTHOR'S NOTE 🧅

go check out SergantAJ and Lightsu on youtube right now LIKE RN GO