𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝟐.𝟎 (𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐘𝐔𝐔 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑)

𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐘 🥕🌽🌶🥒🥬

FARMER BOY 🌽
What does y/n mean?

HISOKA 🌟 ❤️
Your name :)

FARMER BOY 🌽
Ushijima Wakatoshi?

Y/N ✨
PFFT -

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
Please excuse her

Y/N ✨
I apologize. Shall I talk formally like you from now on, Ushijima?

FARMER BOY 🌽
If you'd like.

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
NOOOO DON'T

SANGWOO 🔪
I HATE OSAMU SM

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 🦊
What did he do this time

BETTER TWIN 🤍
I ate some of his fatty tuna sushi 🍣 And let me tell you it was good 😌

SANGWOO 🔪
UGH I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN

BEANPOLE 🌴
Woah

INARIZAKI'S MUM 🥰
Calm down, Atsumu

BETTER TWIN 🤍
I'm gonna say this in the nicest way possible... Stfu

SANGWOO 🔪
EXCUSE ME

BETTER TWIN 🤍
Did I stutter

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
No fighting plz 😓

FARMER BOY 🌽
Stfu? What does that mean?

Y/N ✨
Uh, uh... Tendou or Semi can teach you! 😁

SEMI SEMI ❤️
Y/n you're not helping

Y/N ✨
Let's change the subject! Um... Why is it called mice instead of meese if the plural form of goose is geese? And if it's oxen then why not foxen?

BEANPOLE 🌴
I never thought about that...

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
I thought it was meese 👁👄👁

HOTTIE 🥵
It's not...

TANGERINE 🍊
I'm not smart at all so don't expect me to know anything 😢

ROLLING THUNDER ⚡️
Same

NYAHAHAHA 🧪
Did you know that lice is actually a plural form? I thought it was singular but it's singular form is "louse" 👁👄👁

SUGAWARA SENPAI 💖
Um chile anyways

FARMER BOY 🌽
I do not understand 50% of the group chat's language. What is chile?

MASTER OF NONE 😁
"THE GROUP CHAT'S LANGUAGE" 😭😭😭

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
😭💀

HISOKA 🌟 ❤️
It's a modern slang word used when someone does something ✨questionable✨ that makes you say wtf or something

FARMER BOY 🌽
Wtf?

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 🦊
You need help. Go buy the Urban Dictionary or sum

IWA-CHAN ✌🏻
OMG OIKAWA ARE YOU A SHAUN THE SHEEP STAN

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
... What?

IWA-CHAN ✌🏻
You left your notebook and IT'S COVERED IN SHAUN THE SHEEP IN THE INSIDE

Y/N ✨
💀💀💀💀💀💀

SANGWOO 🔪
💀💀💀💀💀💀

MASTER OF NONE 😁
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
I like owls 👉🏻👈🏻

Y/N ✨
Bruh you're too cute stop

HEY HEY HEY 🍰
🥺

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
Can't believe you opened my notebook 😤

FARMER BOY 🌽
Stan?

HISOKA 🌟 ❤️
You're a huge fan of something

Y/N ✨
Wait wait wait. Ushijima and I will be back in a bit. I have an idea 😼

SANGWOO 🔪
OK

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
Bye

A little while later

Y/N ✨
I'm back! And so is the left handed spiker ☺️

PUDDING HEAD 🍮
What did y'all do

FARMER BOY 🌽
She taught me ✨things I needed to know✨

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 🦊
Oh no

FARMER BOY 🌽
So does anyone have any tea 😌

FLATTYKAWA 🚪
No... But I'm bored

FARMER BOY 🌽
Mood

MASTER OF NONE 😁
Terushima says he doesn't like y/n as more than a friend 😁

FARMER BOY 🌽
I smell cap

JACOB SARTORIUS 🤣
You didn't have to call me out like that 😔

Y/N ✨
And that's on what?

FARMER BOY 🌽
And that's on periodt 💅🏻

HOT MIDDLE BLOCKER 🦊
What did you do y/n

Author's Note: I see AOT Season 4 is all the hype these days 😌 I read the manga and I could just spoil it for you (but I won't 😁) and wise words of advice: You're not ready and DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED thank you ☺️ The ending's probably not gonna be a good happy one :(
I also found a cute short anime called Orenchi no Furo Jijo (Merman in my Tub) 🛁
Sorry I haven't been updating my other books. I truly don't have a good reason for doing so and hopefully I'll update at least 1 or 2 of them soon (I'm just lazy ig)
And as a Sukuna stan, I'm gonna go watch the newest episode of Jujutsu Kaisen now 😌✌🏻