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Charles: Henry, can you come out?
Henry: I'm gay.
Charles: I know that, I'm your boyfriend. I meant can you come out to the car?
Henry: Oh, sure.
Henry: Car, I'm gay.

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Sven: Hey, Burt, can we talk?
Burt: ... About?
Sven: Us.
Burt: *Confusion* Why do you want to talk about the United States?

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Terrence Suave: I should have left you on that street corner where I found you!
Reginald: ...
Reginald: But'cha didn't!

(Basically how Reg was recruited into the Toppats)

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Henry: I was the one who got us into this mess.
Henry: So I will be the one to get us out of this mess.
Henry: ...
Henry: Directly into a bigger, more problematic mess.

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Henry: What do you call someone who summons Satan with crackers?
Charles: What?
Henry: A Ritzualist!
Charles: ...
Henry: *Awkward finger guns*

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Reginald: How do these three fix their messes?
Galeforce: They don't. They just make a bigger problem that cancels out the first.
Reginald: Ah.

(Triple Threat in a nutshell)

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Galeforce: I'm not doing so well. I have this headache that comes and goes.
Reginald: *Walks into room*
Galeforce: There it is again.


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