Henry Stickmin Incorrect Quotes

Seventy-Twelve

Sven: Attention, Toppats, there will be some slight turbulence, so don't be alarmed. Burt just bet me I couldn't do a 360 barrel roll in this thing, and let's just say, I'm about to be twenty bucks richer pretty soon.

(Sven is surprisingly competitive)

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Dave: *Standing on a chair* The floor is hating Burt!
Ellie and Henry: *Climb onto couch*
RHM and Reginald: *Jump onto table*
Sven: *Latches onto ceiling somehow*
Burt: *Lays down*
Everyone: No!

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Burt: Do you ever just make a second account on a social media platform just to follow yourself to make you feel better, but then you realize that you're the only follower you have and you feel sad because you're the only person who cares enough to notice you, and then you sink into an endless spiral of self-hatred and depression because you know you're the only person looking out for you?
Everyone: ...
Burt: *Sips coffee* Just me, then.

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Charles: You're like the ocean.
Burt: Why, I'm deep and mysterious?
Charles: No, you're salty and you scare people.
Burt: ...
Burt: Oceans also drown people. So you should watch out.

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Burt: Are you drunk?
Sven: (Obviously drunk) I'm not drunk!
Burt: Let me ask you again. Are you drunk?
Sven: Nooo!
Burt: Then can you tell the time?
Sven: Yeah. *Turns to clock* I'm not drunk!

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Sven: You're not paying attention, so I can say whatever I want and you won't know.
Burt: Mhm.
Sven: I got into a fight with someone else.
Burt: Okay.
Sven: He's dead now.
Burt: Very nice.
Sven: I've developed a taste for bloodlust and no one can stop me.
Burt: Been there.

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Dave: Guys are hot.
Ellie: Girls are hot too.
Charles: Why is everyone so hot?
Burt: Global warming.

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Burt: Roses are red, violets are blue.
Burt: Stop killing Earth or I'll kill you.
Sven: I'm not sure if that's supposed to be environment friendly or humanity hostile and I'm kind of scared of the answer.

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Burt: If anyone ever hurts you, just know...
Burt: Humans are extremely flammable.
Burt: Think about that the next time you call my boyfriends stupid, Kyle.

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Henry: Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergarteners, or-
Burt: I'd fight kindergarteners.
Henry: But I didn't even say the other thing.
Burt: I wanna fight kindergarteners.
Sven: Burt, no!
Burt: Those kids are getting slapped.