Dave: I am a confused omnisexual.
Dave: I'm not confused about my sexuality.
Dave: I just never have a clue what's going on.
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Charles: *Walks into living room with an ostrich and a smoothie*
Ellie: Whatcha got there?
Charles: A smoothie.
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Henry: I hate you!
Charles: Well, I hate you more!
Henry: You're so annoying!
Charles: You're stupidly clingy!
Henry: ...
Charles: ...
Henry: Best friends?
Charles: Yeah.
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Therapist: Would you say you're independent?
Reginald: *Looks at RHM*
RHM: *Nods*
Reginald: *Turns back to therapist* Yeah, I would have to say I am.
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Burt: I'm not the kind of person who demands instant replies to texts.
Burt: But just so you know...
Burt: I am the type of person who if you don't reply instantly, will wait for you to respond then not text you back until you've spammed me for twenty minutes.
Burt: How do you like it, Justin?
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Burt: Sorry I'm late.
Henry: What happened?
Burt: Nothing, I just didn't want to come.
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Henry: I don't know what I did.
Henry: But I did something.
Henry: And I don't think it was right.
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Burt: Thanks for checking in.
Burt: I'm still a piece of garbage. *Jazz hands*
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Henry: *Too drunk to stand at this point* How did the cishets decide that pink was for girls and blue was for boys?
Henry: Like, did someone just say "Hey, let's color-code our infants so that random strangers will know what their genitals look like!"?
Sven: *Equally drunk* Dude... that's deep.
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Burt: I don't know if this was an accident or bad design choice.
Burt: Either way, I'm taking advantage of it.
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Henry Stickmin Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust a bunch of incorrect quotes that I've found everywhere... I have too many of these. Most of these are not mine, but I can't remember which ones I found and which ones I made up. Have fun with this anyway!
