Henry: Pizzaria Abortion Clinic, yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Sven: *Covers Dave's ears* No.
Ellie: Joe's Cremation, you kill 'em, we grill 'em!
Sven: STOP.
Burt: Suicide hotline, you die, we cry. Please don't.
Sven: Not you too!
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Henry: Anything's possible with a knife and some imagination!
Ellie: You're not wrong. You're not right, but you're not wrong.
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Reginald: It's not murder if you're not caught!
RHM: Uhm... it still is.
Reginald: Really? I need to update my kill count, then.
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Burt: I'm dead inside.
Burt: ...
Burt: I'm also only halfway to my goal.
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Dave: I trigger people, but I don't know why.
Burt: I pull the trigger on people. And I do know why.
Sven: I get triggered. Seriously, it's three A.M. Go to sleep.
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Charles: You dumb.
Burt: That's a terrible insult. You look like a magician who's only party trick is turning Bud Light into domestic violence.
Charles: ... What?
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Burt: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Sven, Reginald, Ellie, Henry, RHM: *Clap*
Sven: Burt, you didn't clap.
Burt: I know.
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Terrence Suave: How do you make mandarin oranges?
Reginald: You peel off the skin.
Terrence: Then how do you make a mandarin human?
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Charles: *Randomly* UNO.
Henry: Dos!
Ellie: Tres!
Burt: Speaking of tres, there will be no trace of your deaths if you don't SHUT UP.
ВИ ЧИТАЄТЕ
Henry Stickmin Incorrect Quotes
ФанфікиJust a bunch of incorrect quotes that I've found everywhere... I have too many of these. Most of these are not mine, but I can't remember which ones I found and which ones I made up. Have fun with this anyway!
