Burt: I'm very sorry for your loss.
Burt: ...
Burt: Except that I'm not. Anyway, as I was saying...
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Sven: *A solid 5'5"* I hate short people jokes.
Burt: *6'1"* I agree. I can't believe anyone would ever stoop so low.
Sven: *Visibly quaking with anger*
(Haha, Sven's a short boi)
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Sven: How old are you, five?
Burt: Five feet taller than you.
Sven: ...
Burt: ...
Sven: ...
Burt: Put down the knife please, I'm sorry-
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Burt: I had a fight with Sven the other day.
Burt: To see if he was still mad at me, I asked for a cup of water.
Burt: He handed me a cup of ice and told me to "wait".
Burt: I'm not sure, but...
Burt: I think he's still mad.
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Charles: *Singing* When you wish upon a star...
Burt: Nothing happens.
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Charles: Hey, Henry, what's friends with benefits?
Henry: *Hesitates* It's a- uh... very special type of friend, Charles.
Charles: Are we friends with benefits?
Henry: *Starts choking*
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Charles: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think!
Burt: Take your time.
Charles: Oh, than-
Burt: Doing anything for the first time can be difficult.
Charles: -ks...
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Burt: Alright, I'm making an important call, so don't say a word.
Sven: Hothelego.
Burt: I said no words!
Sven: Oh, so it wasn't a word two weeks ago in Scrabble but it is now? How convenient!
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Sven: I couldn't sleep at all last night.
Ellie: You know, when you can't sleep, that means someone's thinking about you.
Sven: Who would be thinking about me at three in the morning?
Burt: *Sips coffee nervously*
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Charles: I only have sixty-nine cents.
Burt: Oooh, you know what that means!
Charles: *Tearing up* I don't have enough money for McDonalds!
Burt: ....
Burt: *Pats head* Cinnamon roll.
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Henry Stickmin Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionJust a bunch of incorrect quotes that I've found everywhere... I have too many of these. Most of these are not mine, but I can't remember which ones I found and which ones I made up. Have fun with this anyway!
