Very Funny, Very Good, My Hero Chatfic

Name Three

1-A GC
4:37pm
Mom: first up, Kaminari name 3 reasons to go to a hospital
Woke: BDE, broken bones, and falling out the window of a car off the top of a bridge going over an oceanic connecting river
Woke: or as I like to call it, involuntary suicide
Ojiro: how do you fall out of a car window
Phrog: seconded how does that happen
I get lifted: no bridge is on that odd an angle
Woke: if I fell off a bridge would you use your quirk to save me Uraraka
I get lifted: no, I'm a law abiding citizen
Woke: YOU HAVE A PROVISIONAL LICENSE
I get lifted: and?
Mom: anyway...
Mom: next up, Tsuyu, name 3 things you shouldn't do in a library
Woke: urinate on the slide
Phrog: ....
Phrog: talk, eat, throw the books
SEROtonin: such vanilla answers
Phrog: answers nonetheless
Mom: Iida, name 3 things you put in a car
The90s: myself, my friends, my brother
Woke: and I thought Asui went the boring route
I get lifted: it's technically the truth!!
SEROtonin: okay don't do a ton and hermione there, little miss simp
ET: w h a t
Mom: anyway...
ET: OK IM READING NEXT SHH
ET: MIDO
ET: NAME 3 FAMOUS MEN WITH MOUSTACHES
Scarred: Ummmmmm
Woke: you're literally staring at present mic
Scarred: ...Hitler?
ThePlackBarade: what
Woke: ima need to move my bang
Ojiro: mic isn't anything like Hitler
Scarred: I never said he was?
Scarred: the other two tho
Scarred: ummm
Scarred: does aizawa count
SEROtonin: once again you are literally staring at Preston mic
Scarred: da vinky?
I get lifted: I am genuinely begging you to stop
Scarred: Willy wonka?
Scarred: Julius Caesar?
Mom: ...sure
Scarred: what if we started a nation
Scarred: or a religion
Woke: or both?
Scarred: we can create a minecraft society
ET: IM IN
Woke: heY mIDoRIyA
Woke: what if I put my minecraft bed next to yours
Scarred: I would pass away
Slep: not on my watch
Slep: and why Hitler
Scarred: n e ways x
Scarred: nation
Mom: I appoint Iida as our president
ET: vetoed I want to see Mido run a virtual dictatorship
Scarred: what about a council?
Scarred: we can take votes on the national anthem, flag, and all that
The90s: that sounds very nice!
The90s: we should begin preparations for our great nation at once! Starting with a great hall!
Slep: for my first act as member of the council, I'd like to remove myself from the council
Scarred: vetoed, you're my impulse control
ET: we should make a promotional ad and make mic play it on his radio show
Scarred: I borderline implied the man shared similarities with Hitler I don't think that's a good idea
ET: how can we advertise a flag audio-ly
The90s: that is not a word
ET: it so is ask @ aux
Aux: it's not
Woke: rekt
SEROtonin: what he doesn't know won't hurt him Midoriya
Mom: moving on from that, what should our anthem be?
ET: no wait can we just mention how this is the second time Midoriya has said something questionable about a teacher
ET: and also the second time he's gotten into a scandal involving mic
Ojiro: I think party rock anthem
Scarred: I pretend I do not see
The90s: OMFG hello
Scarred:
Slep:
Phrog:
I get lifted:
SEROtonin: ...it's perfection
Woke: all in favour?
Scarred: sure?
Slep: ok
Ojiro: I guess so
Woke: I am genuinely shaking rn
Woke: hey yaoyorozu can you make us some computer parts so we can run a server?
Woke: won't kill the economy lolol
Mom: I'll buy some :)
Woke: I'm going to add a mod with guns or smth but tell none of you
Scarred: too late
Slep: foiled again
Woke: :((((