We Teach Morons
8:19pm
Yell: GUYS I JUST SAW SOMETHING
Dont: I'd be concerned if you didn't see
Yell: I wish I didn't
Yell: we're any of you aware that Midoriya knew WAP perfectly
BDSM:
BDSM: what
Yell: I just walked into the 1-A dorms and he and Togata were sitting at the kitchen counter talking and stuff
Yell: and then Ashido started playing WAP through the speakers and I SWEAR ON MY LIFE I saw Midoriya mouthing the words
BDSM: in English?
Yell: IN ENGLISH
Vlad: is this really any of our business
Yell: my therapist said to talk about my trauma with the people I love and Shouta isn't responding so I'm venting here
BDSM: sus
BDSM: why don't you ask him
Dont: I am genuinely willing to beg you not to do that
BDSM: AYYYYY ZAWA
Dont: you can't just ask a 16 year old if they know the words to a song as explicit as that
BDSM: it's not like he's being a nonce
Vlad: I doubt Midoriya would be the type to be concerned about that aspect anyway, he'd probably just get embarrassed
Yell: since when do you know anything useful about class A
Glad: Monoma
BDSM: ah
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1-A GC
8:24pm
Scarred: I have made a terrible blunder on this day
Slep: what now
Scarred: Ashido started playing a certain cardi song on the speakers when Mic was in the room
Slep: that is
Slep: there's no adjective suitable it just
Slep: is
Slep: but what does that have to do with you
Scarred: I started,,,, singing
ET: YOU WHATBDNENEN
Woke: IM CAKXLINFDNND DID HE SEE
Scarred: WOULD I BE AIRING OUT MY LAUNDRY HERE IF HE DIDNT
ET: HOLY SHIT
RockTheDwayne: this is the first time I have ever seen Bakugo smile like this what happened
ET: ReAD UpsneAHDVgwva
RockTheDwayne: oh my crimson riot
SEROtonin: CRIMSON RIOT,,,, REALLY
Scarred: don't let this distract you from my pain, come on laugh
Scarred: please so I can be prepared for he absolute shitfest humiliating hell that will be English class tmr
ET: this is reall tragic for you
Scarred: and entertaining for you
ET: absolutely ;)))))
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Yell: what am I supposed to do with this knowledge
Dont: nothing
Yell: does erasure work on getting rid of the forbidden knowledge
Dont: not now and not ever
BDSM: how many times is this
Dont: 8576th time hes asked since high school
BDSM: damn boy
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Katy: I wanna watch the world burn
Slep: I brought the gasoline
Slep has added Dont, BDSM and Yell to the chat
Scarred:
ET: HOLY SHIT WHY BOHHT
Yell: HELLO
Scarred: I am giving you 10 seconds Hitoshi
Slep: even Bakugo is more generous
Scarred: start
Scarred: r u n n i n g
SEROtonin: ok but the stories aren't adding up did Mido sing WAP or just mouth the lyrics
ET: DOES IT MATTER
Yell: so that confirms my sightings
Scarred: I suddenly understand the seething rage kacchan feels at all of your existences on any given day
Slep: I'm not dead
Scarred: yet :)
Dont: murder is illegal, Midoriya
Scarred: you say that now but when kacchan is trying to throw me off a building in training tmr ur gonna be real quiet
Scarred: how do you delete messages
Slep: holy shit
ET: he really went for sensei damn
Woke: dare I say it
SEROtonin: say it
Woke: wig,,,,,,
Scarred: does erasure work to erase cursed events, such as my birth?
BDSM: and that's 1
I get lifted: greetings LGBT community
Woke: URARAKA LEARN TO READ THE ROOM ORBWJJSSHJEJEJE
ET: aizawa been real quiet since Mido went for his weave like that
Scarred: DDJEJJEJENENESHUTUP
The90s: what has transpired here
Scarred:
The90s: oh my
Scarred: events.
Scarred has banned Yell, Dont , and BDSM.
Scarred: nobody talk to me for the foreseeable future, thanks
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