[OG] The Glitch Spider (malereader spider-man harem)

Infinity War pt 2

Ebony Maw: ...Could end your friend's life in an instant.

Tony: I gotta tell you, he's not really my friend. Saving his life is more a professional courtesy.

Ebony Maw: *Walks slowly towards Iron Man, beckoning very large, very solid metal objects to float behind him* You've saved nothing. Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.

Tony: Yeah, but the kids' seen more movies.

Iron Man fires a rocket from his shoulder which pierces the side of the ship to Maw's right and begins to suck everything out with depressurization, especially Maw and his large objects. Dr. Strange is pulled loose of his pinnings, loses the needles, but also heads for the hole, helpless to resist. The Cape wraps around his arm and an anchor point, but Dr. Strange's arm slips loose and he keeps going. Glitch-Spider shoots a web strand at Dr. Strange with one hand and holds onto a piece of the ship with the other. It breaks, sending them both towards space when his Iron-Spider suit's metal arms brace him, as well as Petra holding him back, to keep him from being sucked out. Fortunately, Dr. Strange is still surrounded by the ship's atmosphere, making haste to leave.

Y/n: Yes! Wait what are those?!

Y/n crouches with his new spider-legs, and makes a mighty leap to pull them both back inside.

Petra: Wow, do I have some too? 

As she said that, four metal spider arms pop out of her back.

Iron Man quickly sprays nanites onto the hole to plug it up. Dr. Strange safely, if emphatically, hits the floor. Ebony Maw is seen floating in space, quite dead, ice from the escaped atmosphere frosting over his grimace. The spider couple lands on their new legs, retracts them, and finds the Cape "standing" between the two.

Petra: Hey, we haven't officially met. *she offers the Cape her hand to shake. It ignores her offer and continues to Dr. Strange.* Cool.

Y/n: Well that was rude.

Iron Man walks past Dr. Strange, shaking his head and with his armor retreating into its containment as Dr. Strange gets to his feet and becomes en-Cloaked.

Strange: We've gotta turn this ship around.

Tony: Yeah. Now he wants to run. Great plan.

Strange: No, I want to protect the stone.

Tony walks towards the expansive front view-port, showing a hyper speed/warp effect.

Tony Stark: *Irritably* And I want you to thank me now. Go ahead, I'm listening.

Strange: For what? Nearly blasting me into space?

Tony: Who just saved your magical ass? Me.

Strange: I seriously don't know how you fit your head into that helmet.

Tony: Admit it. You should have ducked out when I told you to. I tried to bench you. You refused.

Strange: Unlike everyone else in your life, I don't work for you.

Tony: And due to that fact, we're now in a flying doughnut billions of miles away from Earth with no backup.

Petra: *raises her hand* we're backup.

Tony: No. You guys are stowaways. *Waggles a finger between himself and Dr. Strange* The adults are talking.

Strange: I'm sorry, I'm confused as to the relationship here. Wh-- what are they, your wards?

Y/n: No. Petra here, maybe. Black Widow and her train me, Oh, I'm Y/n L/n, by the way.

Strange: Dr. Strange.

Y/n: Oh, we're using our made-up names. Um... I'm Glitch-Spider, then.

Strange: Glitch… You're him. The one our reality does not control.

Y/n: *confused* Uh, say what now?

Before Strange could explain, Tony interrupts the conversation.

Tony Stark: This ship is self-correcting its course. Thing's on autopilot.

Strange: *Walks closer to Tony* Can we control it? Fly us home? *Tony is lost in bad memories and does not respond right away.* Stark?

Tony: Yeah?

Strange: Can you get us home?

Tony: Yeah I heard you. I'm thinking... I'm not so sure we should.

Stephen Strange: Under no circumstance can we bring the Time Stone to Thanos. I don't think you quite understand what's at stake here.

Tony Stark: *Stalks over to Strange* No. It's you who doesn't understand, that Thanos has been inside my head for six years since he sent an army to New York and now he's back! And I don't know what to do. So I'm not so sure if it's a better plan to fight him on our turf or his but you saw what they did, what they can do. At least on his turf, he's not expecting it. So I say we take the fight to him. Doctor. Do you concur?

Stephen Strange: *Pauses* Alright, Stark. We go to him. But you have to understand... if it comes to saving you or the kids or the Time Stone... I will not hesitate to let either of you die. I can't, because the fate of the universe depends on it.

Y/n/Petra: *thoughts* Well fuck/screw you too!

Tony: Nice. Good. Moral compass. We're straight. *Stepping over to Petra and Y/n, he formally taps each of their shoulders with the edge of his hand, dubbing them as is done at a knighting.* Alright, kids. You're Avengers now. 

He doesn't look at them as he says those words, knowing well what he is signing them up for.

Petra and Y/n looked at Tony in disbelief, and then cycled through delight, satisfaction, pride and determination, and braced themselves for what's to come.