Dead Wifey {Text Fic}

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Author's Point of View

You were on Instagram live baking some Halloween cookies. A light blue knitted sweater as your top and some ripped jeans with low top white air forces. "I love Halloween, MM yes. Spooky scary skeleton season." You sang out. You pulled out your Halloween cookies from the oven and placed them on the table. You glance at the chat and read a comment out loud. "We know you're friends with Jack but who else are you friends with?" You read aloud. 

And you step back from the chatbox. And hum in thought. "Well, I am friends with Jack, Eve, Felix, Ethan, Mark, Wade, Bob, Wilbur, Dream or Clay, George, and I would say Sapnap or nick." You explain, blowing on a cookie just to chomp on it. You hiss when it was too hot. You quickly place your finger into your mouth as an act to cool the vicious burn-off. "But I do have a few people I look up to on Youtube."

"Mr. Beast, He is able to do whatever he wants. And it's so cool! I might expand what I do on my channel. I don't know yet. And Felix is strangely nostalgic in my opinion." You continue reading the comments, a smile on your lips. As you continue to say hello to the new joiners of the Live. Your eyes catch onto an interesting question. "Do you have a youtube or celeb crush?" Your eyebrows furrowed and you let out a hum in thought. Flashbacks replayed in your mind. "Yeah, I do. I love Tyler the Creator, Billie Eilish, Chris Evans, and I recently found this channel on youtube. He goes by the name of Corpse Husband. And to be honest, He is amazing. I love his creepy content and his voice is very soothing. I listen to him whenever I feel down or need time to relax. I high recommend his comment but only if you are comfortable with creepy things."You watched as your fans went crazy, flooding the chat with:

'You like Corpse?'

'I ship it!!! Spokeo x Corpse!!!'

'I'm so going to tell Corpse!!

'Me too'

Your eyes widened when you realize what they were going to do next. "What? Now come on guys, You're taking it a little too far. I just think he is an amazing creator and you should shine some light onto him." You sheepishly smile at the camera standing before you. You hoped they didn't do anything too reckless or harmful. "Come on, please do not do anything harmful to Corpse or any of his friends. I don't want a lawsuit on my hands from my favorite youtuber." You had chuckled nervously. You checked the time and seen it was time to wrap up. "I'm so glad that you all have come down to say hello. But it is time this comes to an end. Don't worry, I will be uploading later today. See you later everyone! Have a great day, afternoon, or night!" 

Once you shut the Live down you hear the ding of a notification from your phone. You slid over to your phone to realize it is Sean, which made a bright smile form onto your lips. You were more than pleased to answer him. 

Jackaboiiii- Hey, nugget. Wanna play among us with the boooyyyss?

(Name): wwwooorrrdd, broski? WE out!!

Jackaboii: imma send an invite via Discord

(Name): Okkkiiee, Brain goo burrr

Jackaboii: You are nothing but a crazy person smh

(Name): Yet you are friends with that crazy person. Which most mean you are crazy as well

Jackaboii: just hurry up and get on dummy

(Name): Well, Aren't you grumpy Lil leprechaun

(I am going to have Corpse's name as Corey or Christopher. Most likely Christopher, and you give him the nickname Corpsey Corey.)

EDIT: Sorry it took me so long to edit it but yes I have removed THE yAgami Yato, THE child gRoomer, off. She had to gooooo!

4.8.21 EDIT- Just wanted to say I wanted to get more into detail with this to make it more enjoyable for everyone. And I will be adding more jokes obvi