SAINT'S BIRTHDAY🙂
"HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY" I yelled in Saint face waking him up "Move son." he said pushing me "No. Lets try this again."
"HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY." I yelled again making him flip us to where he was holding my arms over my head looking down at me
"Please don't say nothin' yeen brush yo teeth and you two inches away from my nose." I said scrunching my face up making him blow in it
"Si-" I started the faked passed out "You hell bruh. But thank you." he smiled placing a train of kisses from my lips to my collarbone then going to the bathroom.
"Yea cause go brush that FONKY ass mouth." I said pulling out a wedgie walking out the room to the kitchen then stopped when my phone went off
Cereal Killers 🥣🔫
LAN🦡
-Wait im pose ta pick him up or Dae?
DDA🤢
-bof of us slow bitch
Surrogate🤰🏾🤱🏾
-Sama can u bring me some
pickles and whip cream please
if this where pregnant get u i-
dont want it
LAN🦡
-yo fat ass needa eat regular food what
kind of pickles u want?
Surrogate 🤰🏾🤱🏾
-im fat?🥺 ion want da pickle
nah he said yo ASS was FAT🙂👍🏾-
DDA🤢
-yo dumbass why tf u told ha she fat
n e ways when u want us to get Saint again i fg
LAN🦡
-but im slow? she said come around 2
keep em out til 5
nigga said n e ways ight-
imma hit yaw hoes lata
DDA🤢
-nigga nobody cares we ont like u
Surrogate🤰🏾🤱🏾
-I want a hot mama
DDA🤢
-yooooo💀
LAN🦡
-I alrdy got it and some hot cheetos
yea do what she say like she daddy-
*end of conversation*
"Why you standin' in the middle of the hallway for?" Saint asked wrapping his arms around my waist putting his head in the crook of my neck.
"Cause I was texting somebody. I'm retarded I can't walk and type or I'm gone run into the wall" I answered putting my phone away walking to the kitchen.
"Man wha- yo fat ass it's too early to be eating that." Saint said cutting himself off making me mug him.
"Stop worrying about me and my ass. Worry about why yo stomach close and open at a certain time." I said holding the same face taking another bite of the rice krispy
"You just wanted to get high." he said squinting his eyes at me "And. The fuck." I said rolling my eyes. "Why not just smoke?" he asked "Cause then imma get the munchies and these good." I shrugged
"They ain't that good the way you smackin'" he said with his face scrunched up "thEy aiNt thA-shut the fuck up. How you feel son you 21" I smiled
