Emerald

Chapter Four: All that Jazz

Harry Potter did not go back to the Dursleys.

Why would he go to that uncool place.

Very Unrad.

During that summer rumours of a brightly dressed kid appeared.

Doing weird as heck things.

The French denied he skateboarded down the eiffel tower.

No.. there was no such thing!

Stop asking America!

Japan just shrugged when the kid rode across the top of a bullet train.

It was Japan.

Dobby...

Dobby stopped trying to catch the Great Harry Potter after the skunk event.

Skunkies were stinky!

OoOoO

Year three started off with a blast.

Or rather a car hitting a tree.

By Flying.

Dobby sighed, not knowing how the Great Harry Potter got past there block on the gateway.

Instead the strange red head got stuck, then stole a car.

Harry ate dinner without care.

Dobby did not get Wizards.

OoOoo

Its a parasite Fresh said in interest upon spotting the newest Weasleys Diary.

Why choose a book to choose who to feed on? Emerald said confused.

Only one parasite allowed here bud Fresh replied.

Ginny never did figure out why her diary stopped responding.

OoOoO

Gah! It Burns!

Harry blinked.

Was the giant snake he found deep underground trying yo bash its brains in.

To Many colors! It wailed.

And thus snake of a the chamber of secrets killed itself.

"Hey.. that's insulting!" Harry said breaking the 4th wall.

Then wear less colors!

"Hmpf!" Harry said.

Fresh Poof

OoOoO

And thus Harry had a rather peaceful year.

And a stalker named Ginny.