Emerald

Chapter Five: Demented Dementors Batman Part 2

Been awhile, enjoy the insanity

'Dear lord it spread'

This was the strange thought Remus Lupin had upon meeting Harry, It being the strangeness.

The werewolf had always known there was something... off, about the mini prongs.

"Whoo ho!" harry shouted sjating down a tower, leapt off half way. Used a Dementor as a jump post.. and... no he wasn't seeing it, using the giants squids long limbs as a driveway.

"How?" He cried staring in shock, as the remaining potter ignored reality at his leisure.

"Here..." Snape said passing him a bottle, Remus ripped the topper off and drank the very strong Alcohol in seconds.

"BUUUUURP!"
A pair of red headed twins nearby, held up scorecard with 9's on them.

THUMP

Then passed out dead drunk.

"Lightweight," Snape sneered walking away.

OoOoO

"Woof..."

Yeah.. no was falling into believing this dog was a dog at this moment, thankfully no one else was there at that moment.

Sirius Black... er I mean.. Padfoot, had been watching his godson defy reality and give it the finger.

Little Harry was so cooooool!

His eyes sparkled.

It would take awhile for him to remember he was trying to catch the rat.

OoOoO

Error muttered to himself as he dug through his yarn, it was a rare break and he was not looking to see what Fresh was up to.

Whatever the parasite was up to, he was well hidden.

"Wheres my purple yawn," he muttered, after all Nightmare needed a new one after a battle destroyed the last one.

Behind him Harry walked over to the puppet's and snagged the rare Fresh puppet, he gave Error and thumbs up and vanished.

"..." Error said looking around confused.

"Just my imagination," he finally said, and went back to digging.

OoOoO

"Look papa, its you," Harry said holding up the puppet, amazed to see what his pap usually looked like.

Yup, that's me Emerald Fresh said gleefully.

Happily Harry tucked the puppet into his item pocket.

OoOoO

Bite

Fresh and Emerald blinked, as the stalker black dog bit Leech Weasley and dragged him off, and flailing leech Granger followed.

"Sooo.." Emerald said thoughtfully.

Were missing plot Fresh replied.

"True," the child said, the whomping willow tree and him traded high fives as he followed the idiots.

"I give it a B Minus," Emerald said a few minutes later.

Then Lupin turned into a demented wolfman.

Lame Fresh said.
Pew pew pew pew Emerald said making finger guns.

Lupin fell over as if he was hit with a car, his form returning to human due to the magic in the... snert.. pew pews.

"I'm so done," Emerald said.

Press fast forward Fresh suggested.

> >> >> >>> []

OoOoO

Fresh and Emerald skipped off the train whistling, the school year over.

Sirus Black blinked..

"Wait.. what just happened?" The suddenly totally free man said.

"..."

"HARRRRY WAIT FOR ME!!!!!" he screamed chasing the elusive teen.

OoOoO

"Gah... who played with time," TK sans cried.

"There there..." his brother said patting his back.