I AM A BOY!

Jimin POV

I'm a boy.

"Jimin, raise your skirt."

I am a certified boy.

"Jimin. Raise your skirt so I can check for leg hair!"

BOYS HAVE LEG HAIR!

"WELL, NOT YOU! RAISE THAT SKIRT, GIRL!"

"NO, WOMAN!"

I glare at the woman squatted down in front of me. Her brunette hair is tied into a messy bun, a white tank top hangs loosely from her braless chest, and a pair of shorts sits on her old, wrinkly hips.

"Who you calling old and wrinkly?" She stands up.

"You! Ya old hag!" I spat at her.

"JIMIN! YOU ARE A LADY!" She grabs my shirt. "LADIES DON'T SPIT!"

"I'M A BOY! I GOT A PEEN BETWEEN MY LEGS!"

"BARELY!"

TH-I HATE HER!

"Ladies, ladies, calm down." An old man who is surprisingly tall, dark, and handsome, walks into the living room. He's wearing a suit for his so-called job.

Wait...who is he calling a lady?

"You. You're my beautiful daughter right?" He smiles. "And I'm not that old!"

I nearly lunge at him, the woman catches me before I can attack.

"Quick, honey! Check for leg hair!" The woman orders the man.

"Aye aye, captain!" The man grabs my long skirt and lifts it. "There's hair!"

"Grab the wax and waxing paper!"

NO! GODDAMMIT NO! I HATE THEM!

"You love us, sweetie!" The woman kisses my cheek.

"Fuck off both of you!"

"Jimin! LADIES DON'T CURSE!"

"I. Am. A. BOY!"

That man and woman are my weird ass parents. I wish they could have shoved me into a pregnant couple that wanted a son.

My parents INSIST on making me their beloved daughter. Just because my mom was too scared to have more children. The bullshit!

All of my life! My fifteen years of life! I have been treated like the sissiest of all girls. It's...it's...HORRIBLE!

"Y-You good, young lady?" A man standing next to me at the bus stop looks at me with concern. A glare so venomous and vicious rests on my eyes.

He gulps and backs away.

"I'm not a freaking lady. I'm a boy."

"OH!" He looks me up and down. "Are you sure?!"

"Yes!" I nearly kick him, and he moves away from me, leaving the bus stop nice and vacant for me. What a bitch.

The bus comes tumbling and farting down the street. It screeches to a stop, the double doors opening directly in my face.

"Jimin~! Good morning, sweetheart!" The greasy-ass geezer in charge of driving the bus smiles at me with his stupid lovey dovey eyes.

I stand there, dreading to take my ass on this sleazy man's bus! Gosh!

Eventually, I drag myself onto the bus. Before I scan my bus pass, he stops me with his sleazy voice:

"You can ride for free...if ya give me a kiss on the cheek." The old fart taps his chubby, greasy cheek.

"Oh really? Just a kiss?" I lean to his cheek, he gets all tense and giddy. Once I near his disgusting face, I move my lips to his ear. "LIKE HELL I WOULD! PERVERTED GRANDPA MONKEY BITCH!"