━ pick up lines

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adam: do you have a name? or can i call you mine?

charlie: do you have a jersey? because i need your name and number

dean: are you a parking ticket? because you got fine written all over you

fulton: is your name google? because you have everything i'm searching for

dwayne: i don't want to be superman, i wanna be your man. 

guy: can i borrow a kiss? i promise i'll give it back.

russ: guess what my shirt is made of? boyfriend material. 

goldberg: your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?

averman: excuse me, i think you dropped something....my jaw.

kenny: you must be a high test score because i want to take you home and show you to my momma.

luis: did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine because you is a snack

julie: i'm not a photographer but i can picture us together

connie: on a scale from 1-10. your a 9 and i'm the 1 for you.

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