Incorrect quotes {repost}

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by SharkBait_13_23
by SharkBait_13_23
                                    
                                              Tango: do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?
Impulse: Go the fuck to sleep. 
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                          Impulse: where are you going?
Zedaph: to commit a felony or get Ice cream, I'll decide on the way. 
Tango: just rob the icecream parlor, then you can do both.
Zedaph: *nods excitedly*
Impulse: *visible disappointment*

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                          Zedaph: every time I stay at a hotel I take a bite of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff. 
Impulse: hey, Zed, real quick what the actual fuck!?
Cleo: you do realize that by actually bitting a chunk of fucking soap you are, in fact the one loosing....?
Tango: y'all are just jealous that he's brave enough to munch on the forbidden chocolate.
Zedaph: *eating a bar of soap* I'm living
Joe: what does the forbidden chocolate taste like?
Zedaph: soap
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                          Tango: Impulse said it's my turn to use the Brian cell!
Zedaph: you had it last time for an entire episode!
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                          Impulse: who would want to live in a cartoon world-
Tango: OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE THE MOST EPIC THING EVER
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                          Zedaph: you can never loose an argument if you say "shut up nerd" at the end
Impulse: yes you can 
Zedpah and Tango: SHUT UP NERD!
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                          Tango: just made some rare chicken, absolutely delicious 
Impulse: your going to get salmonella 
Tango: lol no, it's chicken not salmon?
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                          Tango: NEVER MICROWAVE A CAPRISUN
Impulse: what did you do!?
Tango: I microwaved a caprisun 
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                          Zedaph: I'm not messing with anymore redboxes, last time I did it spit a bunch of quarters at me.
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                          Zedaph: I don't think-
Tango without missing a beat: that is true
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                          Impulse: we should probably get a brain....
Any hermit not part of team zit: no shit Sherlock
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                          Xisuma: YOU STARTED A CULT?
Tango:*looks at impulse and Zedaph* ... no I just kinda adopted one?
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                          Zedaph: ow! My armkle!
Impulse: your what!?
Tango: *tired* he means his wrist. 
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                          Tango: compliment me
Zedpah: barbecue sauce
Tango: thanks :)
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                          Impulse: my life is in the hands of an idiot
Zedaph: no, no! Two idiots!
Tango: *nods vigorously*
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                          Tango: me and the boys have just made the "guy scouts" and we are THRIVING!
Impulse: i just got a Badge for having too many HDMI cables!
Zedpah: and I got a badge for emotional honesty!
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