two | ❝call the barber <3❞

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harry changed the name to voldemort sucks

y/n: stop i'll cry

potter: we're back to our
original state 🥺

weasel: this all started with
me,, i did this,, ur welcome <3

mione: yeah cheers whatever
can we please talk about what
happened at the world cup???

potter: oh yeah lol

potter: where's y/n?

y/n: i'm with cho right now

mione: cho chang? you're with
cho chang or you're with cho
chang?

potter: ^^^ 😡

weasel: for fucks sake

y/n: we haven't even gotten
to school and you guys are
already fighting over me

y/n: i can hear you lot gossiping
from my train compartment pjshsj

potter: so... y/n

potter: you're with cho now huh?

y/n: she just wanted to know
about cedric diggory lmao
calm your shit loverboy

weasel: i wouldn't be surprised
if cedric asked u to the yule ball
tbh,, you guys are like best
friends or smth

mione: you literally apparated
into his class to 'confess your love'
and he said he was impressed.

mione: IMPRESSED

potter: more like 'im pressed'

potter: get it 😡

y/n: harry babe you need 2 calm
down,,, i haven't even thought
about the ball

mione: we'll sort it when
we get to school,, but for now
can we please talk about the
D E A T H E A T E R S

y/n: nuh uh let's talk about
these disastrous hair situations

y/n: like it was bad before but
come on boys,,, call the bloody
barber <3

weasel: why do you hurt us
like this?

potter: ^^^ 😪

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