When your REALLY tall/short

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{ Germany 🇩🇪} 

- He just looks at up/down and tries to act all unbothered 

- Just wAIt until you mention it hell go fucking all critical and petty

- y/n looked up/down to Germany and just scoffed not even saying a word Germany puffed up like a petty little child 

- " Halt die Klappe du Wolkenkratzer/ die Liliputanerin" ( Shut up you skyscraper/ dwarf) and storm off to his man cave of paperwork

- You just stood there with a look of victory while thrid Reich just walked past asking Why'd he get himself a man baby


{ Russia 🇷🇺}

- You could never be as tØLL as Russia so let's just say if your a skyscraper your around his neck or chin 

- BUT if your ˢʰᵒʳᵗ  you have to legit look up at the sKY like if your under 5'4 you are like an ant to him

- you guys still scare the shit outta people cause like it's Russia and you the lawful chaotic duo

- No matter your size soviets gonna have to criticize it like these typical judgemental Russian mums

- Like you'd be sitting with your ßīg family and just Soviet would say "Я не помню, чтобы твоя мама была такой невысокой" (I don't remember your mother being that short) and y/n would just be like " didn't know our family was full of dickheads" they'd mutter under the table while Russia carried on eating his blini ( Blini is a type of Russian pancake for all y'all)


{ Britain 🇬🇧}

- He tries not to mention it in s polite manner but who can't 

- He'd look up/down at you and just cough 

- Whether it's a held in laugh that made him cough, or a cough of jealousy you shall never know cause the author said so

- France wouldn't care if your a skyscraper or a hobbit she'll carry you like a infant and baby you around


{ America 🇺🇸} 

- FUCKING BULLY

- HE KEEPS MAKING FUN OF YOU AND EVERYTIME HE DOES YOU WANNA PUSH HIM OFF THE EDGE OF THE WORLD

- He would legit look at you, having his shit eating smirk and just throw his stupif remarks like "hows the weather up there?" Or " How does it feel being that short" 

- *devil gremlin sounds* aaAaaaAaaAAAA 

- If your having a really bad day and he throws his remarks you'll just punch him.and go off to drink your monster energy and cry with your school friends *coUGh* totally not me *COuGh*


{ Canada 🇨🇦} 

- If your really tall you'd be half his head and or the same height and that'd really help him not feel like the only giant

- but if your really short you'd be like to his forearm or something about there

- either way he's way to nice and soft to his siblings to give two flying craps about your height

- he'd share his concerns and problems and you'd share your tall/short problem's


{ North Korea 🇰🇵} 

- He doesn't care he'll still bite your kneecaps 


{ South Korea 🇰🇷} 

- I feel like he'd make it out to be a big deal but then when someone else mmskes fun of you he can and will throw the toxic blink stans at them and then leave with you to get kbbq


{ Mexico 🇲🇽} 

- S A L T Y

- only when ur tall tho he'd probably vibe with you if your short

- like you'd make fun of him being really short for no reason at all and he'd legit hit u with a thin stick

- BUT when your the short one he acts like you cant do anything on your own and it obviously annoys you


{ Poland 🇵🇱}

- e h 

- he makes it seem like he doesn't care at all about it but as soon as he's alone he's either punching his pillow in frustration from you making fun of him being shorter than your 

-  OR him going home with a sick smirk on his face like he's planning on commiting arson when it's just him looking down at you like your a low-life peasant 


°HEEYYYY IM BACK I tried not to rush hope you all welcome my return from the undead and yEA°

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