Ben : Harry, my dude. I love you man but you need to stop tell everyone you're Ruby's mother.
Harry: oh. sorry. it's just we're so bonded it feels that way sometimes.
Ben: just no more, k?
Harry: got it! no more mommy talk.
Harry : hey adam, have you met Ruby?
Harry: isn't she beautiful?
Harry: ...I birthed her.
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