The Many Adventures of Omegle

Merry Christmas Mother Fuckers.

You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Bhuel Dia duit! : D

Stranger: hi

Stranger: u female?

You: Cén fáth a bhfuil mo nostrils i gcogar leis liom?

You: Tá mé bean! Fear de na treibheanna sí! >: D

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi darling. m/f?

You: HI! :D

Stranger: I'm female. 20 years old

You: I'm woman! Man of the she tribes! >:D

Stranger: Yeah I really love sex and a bit horney

You: Well what's your favorite kind of cereal?

Stranger: just found the list of people who wants to have sex with me from facebook

You: I personally like Krave or lucky Chrams the best.

Stranger: You know how? Try this. http://ph.ly/9qeNW

You: Do celestrial witches ever crave hobbit feet?

Stranger: It says that your filling indicated in the application will remain secret until he or she select you with the same desire

You: I do agree however, I lost my pencil and can't write my name.

Stranger: I spend all my horny time in Secret Desire. Select some people. And if selection is mutual we have a sex

You: Mother Fucker! Holen Sie sich Ihre geilen Arsch wieder ins Bett! . _.

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(Well Shit! o_-)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Well Hi! :D

You: LALALALALA

Stranger: hows it going?

You: It's goign rather fantastically. How about your end?

You: IS YOUR BUSSUM OKAY AFTER THE ACCIDENT? O_O

Stranger: not too bad thanks.

Stranger: huh?

You: Your bussum.....the tree.....the.....the collision..... *shudder*

You: IT WAS BLOODY HORRIBLE

You: Hah. Bloody....you see because your ass exploded? :D

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(Bwhha oh what am I doing with my life? x'D)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 16 male UK, with kik :)

You: Hi! :d

You: 15 female, US.....with a klondike bar? o_o

Stranger: a what?

You: A KLONDICKE BAR! :D

Stranger: whats that?

Stranger: kik?

Stranger: ???

Stranger: hello?

You: It's what you get when you take a leprechaun's Irish buttcrack, a squids left testicle and a hobbit's right eyelid and freeze it on a stick.

Stranger: okay

You: It's quite delicious.

Stranger: thats wrong.

You: YOU'RE WRONG! D:

You: *runs into a wall*

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi! :D

Stranger: 38 m texas

You: You mean to say..........that you're in fact.....human!? o_O

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(Well SOMEBODY doesn't like The Chronicles of Narnia! >:D)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi! :D

Stranger: whats up

You: this...this NORMAL conversation you ask for...........lets have it.......

You: What is up?

You: Nothing currently. I am good human.

You: And yourself?

Stranger: woah no horny males. im good runoff to go to beef

You: MERRY CHRISTMAS!! :D

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AAAAANNNNNDDDDD One More! :3

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: YO!

Stranger: Hi!

You: I BE CORNELIOUS!

You: KING OF THE WATER BADGERS!

You: NEAL TO ME PEASANT!

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