Oh god.
George: You cry in the tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by.
Dammit he's singing.
George: Why so sad?
S T O P
George: Remember we made an arrangement when you went away.
Oh yeah, there's probably some contract about something.
George: *puts his phone back in his pocket* Now you're making me mad
I think you've been angry for weeks.
George: Remember, despite our estrangement, I'm your man.
Ummm... creepy
George: *sighs and totally most definitely calms down* You'll be back. *picks up some blue paper* Soon you'll see, you'll remember you belong to me.
What are you talking about? The book? The people in the book? Someone specific in the book? Either way, that's not right, no one belongs to you, so you should stop before you start a world war.
George: You'll be back, time will tell.
Oh yeah, I forgot you can't hear me
George: You'll remember that I served you well.
The only thing you did was keep track of our debt.
George: Oceans rise, empires fall, we have seen each other through it all.
You are a bit annoying
George: And when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
Ummm... WHAT?!
George: Da da da dat da, dat da da da da ya da da da dat dat da ya da!
Well he's definitely gone crazy.
George: Da da da dat da, dat da da da da ya da da da dat dat da
Oh god
George: You say our love is draining and you can't go on
Wow, who knew he could hit that note?
George: You'll be the one complaining when I am gone
Actually, we were complaining because we're in danger cause you're not stuck in the basement.
George: And no, *slams his fist on the table* don't change the subject!
I think you have anger issues
George: Cause you're my favorite subject
Well then
George: *smiling* My sweet, submissive subject
Ummm wtf
George: My loyal, royal subject. Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever...
You should get some help
George: You'll be back, like before, I will fight the fight and win the war
WHY A WAR
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