Transformers Animated is for real!

I make a terrible key wielder

Seriously, what are they called again? I think it is water faucets but I can't be sure.

I brush my teeth really hard--like up and down---, then get some water in my mouth, swish it back and forth in my mouth.I spit the toothpaste right back out into the sink. I turn the water off. I put the toothbrush beside the toothpaste container.My next challenge was to get back into the room, oh boy. So after some fail sliding I managed  to get right beside the clipboard that has everything including what my condition was when Carly found me.

"Injured head, clothing all burnt, and unusual abnormalities." I read.

Too bad I didn't wear glasses. If I had glasses then I would have been able to read the chicken scratch the Doctor has written in.The data read that I had been unconscious for 2 days on the hospital bed deep in slumber in recovery.I put the board down grabbing a walking stick poking out from beside the trashcan.

A gut feeling told me to wrap my blankets around the back end to the stick.

This gut feeling is also telling me that I need to be somewhere,and, unusually random--perhaps good idea would be a better description--vivid directions leading to this important 'somewhere' that is bugging my gut.

"Why am I getting spidey senses?" I wonder out loud. I smack my forehead. "Duh, you're the only one in here!"

I packed my blankets around the walking stick--while leaning against the table--to make a big ball. I felt uneasy, scared, and nervous about leaping out the window.I carefully slid towards the windows very slowly. I came to the handle that is part of the window.There is curtains to the side blocking side view for anyone using a telescope.The windows have a dark tint that also prevents anyone interested in looking through hospital windows. My hands were trembling as did the walking stick  over my shoulder.

The walking stick over my shoulder feels slightly heavy.

"You can do it, Ivy." I coax myself sliding the door open.

Oh my this is only possible in crazy movies such as The X-Men.

Too bad they lost a fan by killing off Professor Xavier in the second sequel. As in; being a avid X-Men fan who watches the sequels. There is better ways to kill off a important character and make the ending seem like the future is going to be okay for the team despite that loss. The sequel failed to do that for me. And for that I made a vow not to watch any Marvel movies; ever.

I clear my throat straightening my shoulders.

"What would Storm do?" I ask.

I pictured a deadly storm happening filled with dramatic thunder strikes hitting the radio towers, the sky being dark, and waves passing through the streets in a style that was resembling to  'The day after Tomorrow'. But then again that is over the top; Storm would make a white cloud (one that is similar used to carry Mary Poppins) to help her across.Then  I thought about HellBoy--He is not from the X-Men franchise--who would just jump to the next rooftop.

I slid back to the doorway.

"One..." I started, hearing footsteps headed to the door. "Five!"

I slid quite fast through the open space made by the pulled back windows and jumped off the edge.I went over the city streets over to the next rooftop where I landed with a tumble. My back hit a wall bringing me to a stop. I get back up feeling glad that the floor isn't slippery. Great, there is even more directions coming into my head.This path involved a lotta jumping.

"You can do it!" I reassure myself, jumping over the next huge gap.

I  figure that logic decided to take a vacation on me.

With my adrenaline running I went over several gaps and ran through groups of birds nesting on the floor. I got covered in feathers from head to toe.The directions brought me to the scene where that gigantic metal absorbing beast had erupted from Sumdac Lab--Or was it the tower?, it has been a long time since I have seen the first episode--creating destruction.The  vehicles had come to a skid which is a halt towards the left like many drivers had pulled the brakes.

They had just gotten to the scene, as had I.

"No wonder I was hearing sirens." I remark.

The last direction involved jumping down to ground floor.

I can't argue with these really detailed directions.

"Here I go!" I squeak, jumping off the building.

I'mma die, I'mma die, I'mma die, I'mma die, I'mma die.

Surprisingly I didn't die. I guess someone up there is determined to make me experience not-logical-events. Or that some guy up there really likes to see my reactions in this universe that is very,very,very different. What I really want to say isn't coming out the way that my brain is formulating it as.Oh! I've figured it out; some guy up there must have plans for me. Yes, that must be the answer, so of course it is the answer!

I landed on my shoes not breaking a bone.

Slag,this feels badass.

S-s-splash went something into the lake.

"My Barney!" A child yells, reaching their hand out towards the lake.

Barney.

I look towards the lake feeling my heart race.

"I'll get him!" I promised, dropping my stick with the blankets.

I turn away from the kid and began running towards the lake.

"Barney is drowning!" The child yells as I jumped off the edge. "Save him!"

S-sss-plash  was the first sound I heard right as I dived dolphin style into the lake.

I wanted to prove everyone that they are wrong about me; the outcast who picks her nose, draws on her homework/notes/any paper, and speaks to herself is the kind of person that usually would not stick their neck out.I kept my eyes open--I've had my eyes open in the lake behind the house my grandparent's live in wearing a barbie life-vest other than fish for minnos using my metal bucket--all the while mermaiding it down towards the sinking fast red and green Barney toy. I held my arm out keeping my mouth closed.

My ears are getting full of water. I can hear 'wur-er' noise similar to my stomach growling from my ears except it wasn't my stomach.There were bubbles coming out of some corner from my lips that hadn't been sealed tightly. Only a little bit of water is able to get through my lips. The seafloor is a darker shade of blue. There is some fish swimming by--Wait,did I just see a fish resembling Magikarp gracefully fin by? I saw another one that could have been my imagination. H--holy cow!

I held out my left hand towards the closest fish.

My finger brushed across the soft slippery red scales belonging to the fish.

The fish made a surprising sound and made some bubbles.

"Magie-karp." The fish spoke, and then, the fish swam away.

I straighten my left arm.

Magikarp is considered one of the useless Pokemon in Pokemon fish history. That I know because the Pokemon can do flail and it can evolve into a fierce Gyarados. I thought about how people considered my stereotypical character a 'not willing to help' person.I have to prove them wrong, I just gotta.I gotta do it like Magikarp does by actually doing something when it evolves into Gyarados!

You're gonna be caught by me, I thought about Barney, you old fart!

I narrowed my eyes towards Barney; recalling how I lost my own Barney years ago growing up.

Never did find out what happened to him.

I am coming, Barney!, I thought feeling the sting in my eyes from keeping them open in the water.