my mum recons she can cook but shes yet to beat my dad at scrambled eggs and he's fucking allergic to them
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Star got me into ANOTHER shit indie artist >:(
RandomThat bit in touch tone telephone where he goes 'oh my god'
she cant fry one either every time she offers to mek me one she fucks it up sgsd
my mum recons she can cook but shes yet to beat my dad at scrambled eggs and he's fucking allergic to them
