Ben carried the unconscious health enthusiast to the master bedroom and laid him on the bed, he then left the room to go clean up the mess he made while making the cal zones. Ben turned on the TV to his favorite show the Pawnee Today Show while he ate his cal zone, Joan Callamezzo was interviewing no other then his now ex wife Leslie and her lover Ann Perkins the realization that Leslie would never come back to him made his heart ache
"So Leslie what made you want to leave Ben in the first place?" Joan asked his ex
"Well Joan, Ben always smelled like fish n chips. Frankly it was depressing and I've always secretly had feelings for Ann and Joe Biden. But Ben was nothing like my wonderful Ann." Leslie answered; Ben shook out of sadness he could feel the tears fall off of his face and onto his now cold cal zone. Chris emerged from Ben's bedroom and saw the crying little man.
"Ben whats wrong?" Chris asked his friend, Ben didn't answer he just pointed to the TV and suddenly Chris understood he walked over to his friend, "I know what'll make you feel better." Chris said as he took the remote from the hysterical gremlin of a man and changed the channel to a new cooking show called Cooking with Kevin Malone and Megamind (music by Gabbie Hannah). Chris put his arm around his friend's tiny little shoulders, "No one can be sad when watching the cooking with Kevin Malone and Megamind music by Gabbie Hannah show!" Chris exclaimed this made Ben only cry even more,
"I thought that man was Ashton Kutcher!!" Ben sobbed and threw his cold soggy cal zone on the floor.
"BEN WYATT!!!! Look at that mess you made!" Chris yelled causing Ben to look at the floor ashamed looking at the mess he made, Ben started walking to under the sink where he kept all the cleaning supplies and started to clean up his mess while Chris helped throw the now dirty, cold, and soggy cal zone away.
"Thank you Chris, for everything. You're truly my best friend." Ben told his friend giving him a big ol' hug 'I wish we were more than that' both of the boys thought to themselves.
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Hearts and Neck Inflation (Bis)
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