Joan Callamezzo paced back and forth in her lair. The Saperstein siblings looked at each other; concerned for Joan.
"Now that Leslie and Ann didn't kill those stupid ugly skinty twinks; our plan is FUCKED! They were supposed to poison Chris and Ben, then move to the grand canyon with Joe Biden." Joan screeched like a cockatoo "Now we have to create another plan and hire more recruits." Joan continued.
"Why don't we hire Jeramy Jamm and other people Chris and Ben have fucked over?" Jerry asked the others from the uncomfy hardwood chair he was tied to "Wait, I like Chris and Ben. DAMN IT!" He yelled.
"Thanks Larry, that was really helpful." Joan Callamezzo said to him with a big warm smile. Then she walked over to him and put the gag back over his mouth, "Sorry buddy, you understand, we have to take precautions around here." She continued. Jerry just nodded
"Who else have those slimy, dirty, roaches screwed over?" Joan asked Mona Lisa and Jean Ralphio,
"Bobby Newport; he's friends with Leslie and if we can convince him that Ben was the one who broke up with Leslie he'd want to take revenge." Mona Lisa stated,
"We can turn all of Leslie's friends onto Chris and Ben and we won't have to lift a finger." Jean Ralphio said
"That means I, Joan Callamezzo, can take over all of Pawnee then; all of America!" Joan yelled excitedly. Joan, Mona Lisa, and Jean Ralphio started calling all of Leslie's friends to tell them what Ben had done to her, and how Ben was smelly and a cockroach, eventually they got a load of people to help kill Ben and Chris.
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Hearts and Neck Inflation (Bis)
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