Eric the Goofy Goober

Eric the Goofy Goober's Theme (In the Tune of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer")

You know Taylor and Kelly and Nathan and Michael

Nikki and Erica and Jodie and Denzler

But do you recall

The most famous Goober of all?

Eric the Goofy Goober

Had a very famous laugh

And if you ever heard it

You would have a heart attack

All of the other Goobers

Used to think he was on crack

They never let poor Eric

Play any games at Kelly's Shack

Then one goofy Christmas Eve

Goober came to slay

And when he hears a funny joke

He'll laugh til' the Month of May

Then all the Goobers loved him

As they offered Chick Fil A

Eric the Goofy Goober

Will go hard on tea that day