Goober's skin
turned into hair.
He had four legs,
and looked like a bear.
That's when he saw a red light
it shines and it glows
until he realized
it was coming from his nose.
Goober was confused.
He didn't know what to do!
That was when Santa
came into view.
"What's going on?
What's happening to me?"
"You're the new Rudolph,
exactly how he wanted it to be.
Rudolph was old,
he didn't have much longer,
that's why his Christmas gift to you
was becoming his brother.
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Eric the Goofy Goober
HumorEric the Goofy Goober is special indeed. He loves Chick Fil-A, is an innocent soul, and has an obsession with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. When Santa is about to take Eric the Goofy Goober his present, trouble stirs and he needs Rudolph's help t...
