Although he has many friends,
he is always good...
Obeying his parents,
like good Goobers should.
That's why at the party
Goober felt happy.
He hoped that his friends
would let him play Raffie.
Singing Frosty, Rudolph,
Mariah, and Jingle Bells
loving the way
that Christmas Coochie smells.
He eats as much Coochies
as he laughs
But Goober is happier
when his friends take photographs.
As night, and the fog,
hid the outside as it should,
Goober opened his presents,
trying to hide his wood.
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Eric the Goofy Goober
HumorEric the Goofy Goober is special indeed. He loves Chick Fil-A, is an innocent soul, and has an obsession with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. When Santa is about to take Eric the Goofy Goober his present, trouble stirs and he needs Rudolph's help t...
